Conversation between a three-year old and me:
Three-year old: Hi. What are you working on?
Me: An questionnaire for my publisher.
Three-year old: Why?
Me: So that my readers can know me better.
Three-year old: Oh.
A second later...
Three-year old: I've been working on the railroad, all the living long day. I've been working on the railroad, just to pass the time away.
So much for my questionnaire.