What is the point of the goddamn Caps Lock button? And why must it be as almost as large as the Shift key. And why did the morons who designed this keyboard put the damn button beside the letter A, making it a button that I am constantly striking by mistake. Who the hell uses Caps Lock?

Why is it so big?

Why isn't the button written in caps?

Why not put it beside the letter Z?

Or somewhere above the row of numbers?

And why not shrink the thing to a reasonable size?

If I had my way, I’d force the designer of my keyboard to swallow this dreadful key and laugh as it lodges somewhere in the idiot’s throat.

How’s that for a design standard? If you can’t swallow the key without choking, it’s too big.

I’m upset.  Perhaps I’m overreacting a bit.