I promise to never, ever force a house tour upon any of you.
If you would like to see my house, I’d be more than happy to show you around. But the need for people to show me their bedrooms, their second floor bathrooms, and their finished basements baffles me.
If you designed and built your own home, or if you recently underwent a major remodel, I’m willing to make an exception. But if you bought a house that just happens to have three bedrooms and a bathroom upstairs, I have no need to see them.
Can I get a secular amen?