I convinced my friend’s four-year old twin boys that she had hidden their driver’s licenses in her underwear drawer under her black panties (because all four-year olds have driver’s licenses that are hidden away from them until they turn sixteen).
The boys left the restaurant ready and anxious to toss aside Mommy’s unmentionables in search of what is rightly theirs.
As they were leaving, one of the boys looked up at a waitress and said, “Guess what? My mommy has a driver’s license under her black underwear!”
I’m very good at lying to little boys and convincing them of the most outrageous things.
Elysha agreed but did not find this skill as endearing as I do.