Every boy loves Nessie

I will be extremely upset if incontrovertible evidence of the Loch Ness Monster is unearthed after I die. Every boy on the planet wants the Loch Ness Monster to be real.

The latest string of Nessie sightings, including this new photo, only serves to frustrate me more.

Is it never sunny at a loch?

New photo of 'English Nessie' hailed as best yet

This is why I have no intention of dying.

At least until all the Scottish lochs are drained or a plesiosaur-like creature is pulled from the water by a local fisherman.