I get irradiated by my wife every night.

I stared at this radiation dose chart for hours. Well, maybe not that long. But too long.

I have a full and complete understanding of the amount of radiation I am exposed to on a daily basis now, at least in my mind (though my iPhone is conspicuously missing from the list).

It has turned me into one of those exceptionally annoying people who thinks he knows something that everyone else doesn’t know but must know.

Which is why I have posted it here.