Towel Fusion? Really?
“…guaranteed to create a total body fusion!”
With your towel.
What’s next? Tube sock fusion? Jock strap fusion? Contact lens fusion?
Just when I am finally willing to accept the concept of spin class (though I still don’t see why everyone can’t just get on a bike and motivate themselves) comes what has to be the most absurd fitness class in human history.
If I didn’t have a wedding to DJ that night, I’d so be there.