The photographer at last night’s wedding asked my DJ partner if he and I were brothers. We get this a lot. My partner is just a lesser version of me.
Ten minutes later, she asked him if we were a couple.
We have never gotten this question before.
How does someone go from guessing brothers to guessing a couple?
That’s quite a jump. Don’t you think?
She skipped right over friends, coworkers, business partners and everything else between and went directly to gay lovers.
Maybe it’s because I’ve lost weight.