Parasite onboard

The doctor reports that this is currently located in my wife’s womb.

It’s due to come out in late May.   


We told Clara last night.

She informed me that it’s a girl and that it’s beautiful.

Then she kissed my wife’s belly a few times and asked if she could feed the baby with a bottle when it came out.

Then she did the first somersault of her life and told me that Teddy taught her how to do it at school.

Teddy is two years old.