Translation #2

Another translation of an overly diplomatic tweet and another overly diplomatic tweet from the local police department (Note: CL&P is the local electricity provider):

Original tweet:

If in an area that does not have power, continue to contact CL&P. If your area is energized but you have no power they need to hear from you.

Re-report your outage to CL&P multiple times per day. If your area is energized but your street is not, this is how they determine problems.


Keep calling the bastards until we all have our power back! It’s been a week, goddamn it!