Elysha and I were watching Mad Men last night and saw Trudy wearing this unique piece of maternity lingerie. I immediately offered to purchase it for Elysha. I’d scour the Earth until I found it, I assured her. Flea markets, second-hand stores, costume departments… I’d leave no stone unturned in my relentless pursuit to find this artifact of the 1960s.

She declined. Vehemently.