The Oatmeal is one of the best online comics that you will ever read. His book, 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth, is outstanding. And it makes a great gift for anyone who shares its sensibilities.
His recent comics pertaining to Valentines Day are incredibly funny, but I found his advice regarding the verbal machinations of Valentines Day to be especially prescient and worth considering.
If Valentines Day really means so little to you, then I politely ask you to shut the hell up and treat it like any other day.
Or go have a sexy adventure rumpus with someone who smells nice.
More sexy rumpus.
It could not have been said any better.