It’s possibly one of the greatest inventions in the history of the world.
I know what you’re thinking. It’s just a tennis racket. Right?
Wrong. It’s the Koolatron Lentek Biteshield RZ02 Electronic Racket Zapper. It’s a tennis racket-style electric fly swatter that uses electric shock to kill flying insects such as mosquitoes, flies, and gnats. Stick this bit of ingenious technology in your hand and you have instantly been transformed into a human bug zapper.
And even though the manufacturer warns that this is not a toy, I can’t imagine a better toy. A more perfect toy. No longer must I smear mosquito guts on my hands while trying to kill these vile insects. Now I can simply electrocute them in mid-air.
Even the name of the thing kicks ass. Say it aloud. Seriously. Just speaking the name of the product makes you feel good.
I know that I recently made a few requests in terms of any possible future gift giving occasions, but if none of them pan out, the Koolatron Lentek Biteshield RZ02 Electronic Racket Zapper would make a fine substitute.