I guess I’m stuck with Elysha forever

I recently told my wife that I believe we have the greatest love affair in all of human history, and I meant it. I could never imagine not being with her, and I have a hard time understanding how I was ever happy before we were together.

Being apart is unthinkable to me.

This video pretty much seals the deal.

Even if there came a day when Elysha could no longer tolerate my antic, I don’t think we could ever pull off a break up as touching and amusing and clever as these two people, and since I insist on being the best at all things, we’d be forced to remain together.