Me: That’s a cute bunny!
Clara: It’s not a bunny. It’s a rabbit!
Me: Isn’t a bunny and a rabbit the same thing?
Clara: Dad! No! Stop joking!
Me: (suitably chastened) Okay, okay.
Clara: (holding the stuffed animal to my face) This is a rabbit. Do you know what her name is?
Me: No. What?