As a person who suffers from an ongoing, intense existential crisis, the last thing I want to hear about is a new way to die.
The world is perilous enough already.
From The Telegraph:
Mr. de Souza's brother-in-law Carlos Correa told Brazil's Hoje em Dia newspaper: "Being crushed by a cow in your bed is the last way you expect to leave this earth.
His grieving mother, Maria de Souza, told Brazil's SuperCanal TV channel: "I didn't bring my son up to be killed by a falling cow."
I agree with both of them. There are certain things in life that we should not be worried about. Falling cows is one of them.
The fact that I engaged in a few spirited sessions of cow tipping as a youth does not make me feel any better.
Karma can be a killer. And it’s patient as hell.