My two words


I know what I should say:

Invest AAPL.

Use the ticker symbol so I don’t accidentally invest in an apple orchard instead of the technology company.

But no. The monetary gains would be enormous, but there are two better words for my younger self:

Marry Elysha.

Yes, I ultimately marry her, at least in this future, but it isn’t worth the risk. Something could go wrong. I’ve been known to be an idiot before, and it might happen again.

I’m not opposed to amassing an enormous fortune, but I wouldn’t want to do it without her.