A couple days ago, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got married.
I wasn’t aware of their wedding (or their engagement, for that matter) until I saw it mentioned on Twitter.
I know who Kanye West is. As a wedding DJ, I play his music from time to time. I couldn't pick him out of a lineup, but I know a few of his songs.
He sings Gold Digger, which brides occasionally ask me to play despite the obvious stupidity of this request for their wedding.
I still can’t pick Kim Kardashian out of a lineup either, and other than the existence of her reality show, I never understood why she was famous.
Thankfully, The New York Post’s wedding announcement has cleared up all of my confusion (though I’m not sure why Bruce Jenner was walking Kim Kardashian down the aisle):