Melissa Batchelor Warnke of The Morning News asks: Say you had a buck in your hand: What would be the best way to invest it?
The piece features answers by two dozen people—a JP Morgan associate, a sex worker, a pastor, a living statue, a marine, and many more.
There are some great answers. My favorites come from the professional escort and the founder of DreamNow.
There are some stupid answers, too.
I’ve been struggling with three possible answers to this question, but after much internal debate, I have finally settled on one.
My runners-up include:
- Take my children to a penny candy shop. Allow them to purchase as much candy as possible. Walk to a park and devour the candy while we play.
- Find a company where I would love to work. Ideally a startup of some kind in a field that intrigues me. Call the CEO, the human resources director, or whoever else is responsible for hiring. Offer to buy them a cup of coffee in exchange for 30 minutes of their time. Attempt to win them over and land a job.
But my winning answer is this:
Purchase a notebook. Begin writing my next novel.
My wife’s answer was also excellent.
Download a song that is guaranteed to make me happy regardless of the circumstance or the number of times played.
Apparently there are two such songs:
Van Halen’s Jump and Hall & Oates You Make My Dreams Come True.