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August 14, 2014

This is not the look a father wants to see on his little girl's face.

August 14, 2014/ matthew

My daughter’s new haircut is lovely, but she’s only five years-old. She hasn’t even started kindergarten yet. Where did she learn this perfect blend of annoyance and disinterest?

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  • May 2019
    • May 23, 2019 Chess boxing, people. May 23, 2019
    • May 22, 2019 Never again. But a little sad. May 22, 2019
    • May 21, 2019 The most disturbing aspect of a Trump Presidency May 21, 2019
    • May 20, 2019 Speak Up Storytelling: Live Episode (Part One) May 20, 2019
    • May 19, 2019 Star Wars got better. Seriously. May 19, 2019
    • May 18, 2019 A tennis shoe is designed for tennis. May 18, 2019
    • May 17, 2019 Fight to ascribe good intentions May 17, 2019
    • May 16, 2019 Storyworthy in academia May 16, 2019
    • May 15, 2019 Elysha knew. May 15, 2019
    • May 14, 2019 Charlie supports the separation of church and state May 14, 2019
    • May 13, 2019 Speak Up Storytelling: Ted Olds May 13, 2019
    • May 12, 2019 Checking in on our relationship... May 12, 2019
    • May 11, 2019 Not going to the racist's house is a reasonable choice May 11, 2019
    • May 10, 2019 Benji the Hunted May 10, 2019
    • May 9, 2019 Just the right words May 9, 2019
    • May 8, 2019 Fertilizer is tasty today. May 8, 2019
    • May 7, 2019 A tribute to Chris Farley (and me) May 7, 2019
    • May 6, 2019 Speak Up Storytelling: Kat Koppett May 6, 2019
    • May 5, 2019 Can you judge a person by the quality of their spouse? May 5, 2019
    • May 4, 2019 I live with a stranger named Clara May 4, 2019
    • May 3, 2019 A suggestion for Teacher Appreciation Week May 3, 2019
    • May 3, 2019 Today's Republican party May 3, 2019
    • May 2, 2019 Attendance weirdos May 2, 2019
    • May 1, 2019 Resolution update: April 2019 May 1, 2019
  • April 2019
    • Apr 30, 2019 I was so angry at my wife, and then I wasn't. Apr 30, 2019
    • Apr 29, 2019 Speak Up Storytelling: Matthew Dicks Apr 29, 2019
    • Apr 28, 2019 I'm no scrub. Apr 28, 2019
    • Apr 27, 2019 The complexities of baby naming, and some very bad baby naming decisions Apr 27, 2019
    • Apr 26, 2019 Book launch: What are your ideas? Apr 26, 2019
    • Apr 25, 2019 Things I don't own that make my life easy Apr 25, 2019
    • Apr 24, 2019 The fabled land of Inbox Zero Apr 24, 2019
    • Apr 23, 2019 Trump's stupid belief in the simplicity of problems and solutions Apr 23, 2019
    • Apr 22, 2019 Speak Up Storytelling: Corey Jeffreys Apr 22, 2019
    • Apr 21, 2019 A terrible decision even worse than my terrible decision Apr 21, 2019
    • Apr 20, 2019 How to write for 14 years without missing a day and never run out of ideas. Apr 20, 2019
    • Apr 19, 2019 Memorize some poems Apr 19, 2019
    • Apr 18, 2019 I don't have time to save time Apr 18, 2019
    • Apr 17, 2019 Last times Apr 17, 2019
    • Apr 16, 2019 Religion on the decline. Thankfully. Apr 16, 2019
    • Apr 15, 2019 Speak Up Storytelling: Jeffrey Freiser Apr 15, 2019
    • Apr 14, 2019 Strangeness of Vermont Apr 14, 2019
    • Apr 13, 2019 Try new things. Aggressively, relentlessly, and constantly. Apr 13, 2019
    • Apr 10, 2019 Unfortunate restroom encounters at MIT Apr 10, 2019
    • Apr 9, 2019 Theatrical wind chill factor Apr 9, 2019
    • Apr 8, 2019 Speak Up Storytelling: Sarasweet Rabidoux Kelsey Apr 8, 2019
    • Apr 7, 2019 The standing ovation has come to signify nothing. Apr 7, 2019
    • Apr 6, 2019 I want to be the blind man with the elephant. Apr 6, 2019
    • Apr 5, 2019 Thoreau on regret Apr 5, 2019
    • Apr 4, 2019 Change of plan Apr 4, 2019
    • Apr 3, 2019 Trump is an inarticulate, lying coward who refuses to answer to the American people Apr 3, 2019
    • Apr 2, 2019 Resolution update: March 2019 Apr 2, 2019
    • Apr 1, 2019 Speak Up Storytelling: Matthew Dicks Apr 1, 2019
  • March 2019
    • Mar 31, 2019 This is underwear Mar 31, 2019
    • Mar 30, 2019 Storytelling in the Classroom Mar 30, 2019
    • Mar 29, 2019 Life! Mar 29, 2019
    • Mar 28, 2019 I lost The Moth GrandSLAM on Tuesday night. This is how I feel about losing. Mar 28, 2019
    • Mar 27, 2019 My students are ruining my chances at greatness Mar 27, 2019
    • Mar 26, 2019 Spring! Then murder. Mar 26, 2019
    • Mar 25, 2019 Speak Up Storytelling: Ted Zablotsky Mar 25, 2019
    • Mar 24, 2019 Why you should not complain about the common core Mar 24, 2019
    • Mar 23, 2019 Physics and philosophy at bedtime Mar 23, 2019
    • Mar 22, 2019 Adults here sucked Mar 22, 2019
    • Mar 21, 2019 19 Things I Heart: 2019 Mar 21, 2019
    • Mar 20, 2019 A man of many sexual exploits. Apparently. Maybe. Mar 20, 2019
    • Mar 19, 2019 19 Things I Heart (2015) Mar 19, 2019
    • Mar 18, 2019 Speak Up Storytelling: Tom Ouimet Mar 18, 2019
    • Mar 17, 2019 Most of us rejoice. A bunch of old, white bigots do not. Mar 17, 2019
    • Mar 16, 2019 The middle finger is just a finger Mar 16, 2019
    • Mar 15, 2019 Losers lose. I am happy. Mar 15, 2019
    • Mar 14, 2019 Wisdom Mar 14, 2019
    • Mar 13, 2019 I have opinions on a suggested 30 percent tip Mar 13, 2019
    • Mar 12, 2019 The Other Mother: Another cover reveal! Mar 12, 2019
    • Mar 11, 2019 Speak Up Storytelling: John Smith-Horn Mar 11, 2019
    • Mar 10, 2019 When everyone is you, it's not good. Mar 10, 2019
    • Mar 9, 2019 The “Let's do it” button Mar 9, 2019
    • Mar 8, 2019 My daughter's issues with Title IX. Kind of. Mar 8, 2019
    • Mar 7, 2019 “Star Wars Always” saves the day Mar 7, 2019
    • Mar 6, 2019 Standing up in defense of comedy instead of decency Mar 6, 2019
    • Mar 5, 2019 Twenty-one Truths About Love: Cover reveal! Mar 5, 2019
    • Mar 4, 2019 Speak Up Storytelling #29: Matthew Dicks Mar 4, 2019
    • Mar 3, 2019 You might be sick, but count your blessings Mar 3, 2019
    • Mar 2, 2019 "Republicans buy sneakers, too" is not a reason to remain silent Mar 2, 2019
    • Mar 1, 2019 Resolution update: February 2019 Mar 1, 2019
  • February 2019
    • Feb 28, 2019 Surprised about my relentless opposition to Trump? Why? Feb 28, 2019
    • Feb 27, 2019 Dumb geographical luck Feb 27, 2019
    • Feb 26, 2019 I don't remember what I see. Feb 26, 2019
    • Feb 25, 2019 Speak Up Storytelling #38: Lauren Doninger Feb 25, 2019
    • Feb 24, 2019 New employment opportunity involves contracting malaria Feb 24, 2019
    • Feb 23, 2019 Wake up call Feb 23, 2019
    • Feb 22, 2019 Great news, greater advice, and a cage Feb 22, 2019
    • Feb 21, 2019 My version of self care might seem despicable and disgraceful, but I disagree. Feb 21, 2019
    • Feb 20, 2019 Do you know who Madame CJ Walker is? Feb 20, 2019
    • Feb 19, 2019 Advice from The Beatles Feb 19, 2019
    • Feb 18, 2019 Speak Up Storytelling #37: Steve Brouse Feb 18, 2019
    • Feb 17, 2019 Why you should embrace every snow day Feb 17, 2019
    • Feb 16, 2019 A perfect collection of birthday presents Feb 16, 2019
    • Feb 15, 2019 I leveled up. Feb 15, 2019
    • Feb 14, 2019 The worst thing about Valentine's Day Feb 14, 2019
    • Feb 13, 2019 My binder clip IQ test Feb 13, 2019
    • Feb 12, 2019 I did not speak like this when I was ten years old. Feb 12, 2019
    • Feb 11, 2019 Speak Up Storytelling: Marie Greene Feb 11, 2019
    • Feb 10, 2019 This map is terrible. So is this administration. Feb 10, 2019
    • Feb 9, 2019 Spielberg didn't hire me. Big mistake. Feb 9, 2019
    • Feb 8, 2019 Why the Kit Kat is a terrible candy bar Feb 8, 2019
    • Feb 7, 2019 Storyworthy: The Illustrated compendium Feb 7, 2019
    • Feb 6, 2019 Trump demonstrates his ineffectiveness with startling clarity Feb 6, 2019
    • Feb 5, 2019 Gratitude and perspective on the eve of the Super Bowl Feb 5, 2019
    • Feb 4, 2019 Speak Up Storytelling #35: Ophira Eisenberg Feb 4, 2019
    • Feb 3, 2019 Bravery beyond compare Feb 3, 2019
    • Feb 2, 2019 An answer to the stupid question, "How can it be so cold if global warming is real?" Feb 2, 2019
    • Feb 1, 2019 Resolution update: January 2019 Feb 1, 2019
  • January 2019
    • Jan 31, 2019 Overused, hackneyed, and stupid Jan 31, 2019
    • Jan 30, 2019 Being critical doesn't mean I can't have fun. Jan 30, 2019
    • Jan 29, 2019 No straw but plenty of lemon? Absolutely stupid. Jan 29, 2019
    • Jan 28, 2019 Speak Up #34: Chion Wolf Jan 28, 2019
    • Jan 27, 2019 Wonder Woman and Mary Poppins Returns: Two excellent films with stupid, sexist endings Jan 27, 2019
    • Jan 26, 2019 Worst reaction to a gift ever Jan 26, 2019
    • Jan 25, 2019 Clara turns 10 years-old today. Jan 25, 2019
    • Jan 24, 2019 They love themselves more than they love their children. Jan 24, 2019
    • Jan 23, 2019 Judge yourself by who hates you Jan 23, 2019
    • Jan 22, 2019 Charlie can kiss all he wants. He just doesn't want to. Jan 22, 2019
    • Jan 21, 2019 Speak Up Storytelling #33: Bobbi Klau Jan 21, 2019
    • Jan 20, 2019 Patriots playoff presumptions Jan 20, 2019
    • Jan 20, 2019 Snoop Dog thanked Snoop Dog. Jan 20, 2019
    • Jan 19, 2019 14 “safe” changes I’d make if I could travel back in time Jan 19, 2019
    • Jan 18, 2019 Three commercials. Five minutes. Many, many laughs and perhaps a little inspiration, too. Jan 18, 2019
    • Jan 17, 2019 Karen Pence is a bigot, but this is not news. Jan 17, 2019
    • Jan 16, 2019 Kids get mad at "Bohemian Rhapsody" Jan 16, 2019
    • Jan 15, 2019 7 bits of parenting advice that I stand by without reservation Jan 15, 2019
    • Jan 14, 2019 Speak Up Storytelling #32: Tom Reed Swale Jan 14, 2019
    • Jan 13, 2019 Hurting children because you are stupid Jan 13, 2019
    • Jan 12, 2019 I have a new job. And two simple strategies that helped me land it. Jan 12, 2019
    • Jan 11, 2019 The ongoing lies of the Trump administration regarding the border wall paint a clear picture Jan 11, 2019
    • Jan 10, 2019 Dad is clearly an idiot Jan 10, 2019
    • Jan 9, 2019 Eric Trump blocked me on Twitter Jan 9, 2019
    • Jan 8, 2019 Silver linings can be quite lovely Jan 8, 2019
    • Jan 7, 2019 Speak Up Storytelling #31: David Ring Jan 7, 2019
    • Jan 6, 2019 Old me is okay, too. Jan 6, 2019
    • Jan 5, 2019 13 was not a good number in 1989. It's especially bad in 2019. Jan 5, 2019
    • Jan 4, 2019 Things I Do #13: I turn on the passenger seat heater in my car on especially cold days Jan 4, 2019
    • Jan 3, 2019 A man who should know better is worried about balance Jan 3, 2019
    • Jan 2, 2019 New Year’s Resolutions 2019 Jan 2, 2019
    • Jan 1, 2019 Resolution update: 2018 in review Jan 1, 2019
  • December 2018
    • Dec 31, 2018 Moments of Note 2018 Dec 31, 2018
    • Dec 31, 2018 Speak Up Storytelling: Chuck Fedolfi Dec 31, 2018
    • Dec 30, 2018 Find your people Dec 30, 2018
    • Dec 29, 2018 I went to see Hamilton last night despite the ridiculous hype that accompanies it. Dec 29, 2018
    • Dec 29, 2018 I engaged with celebrity culture for a month. Here is what I discovered. Dec 29, 2018
    • Dec 28, 2018 Time to set some goals for 2019. And perhaps a goal or two for me, too. Dec 28, 2018
    • Dec 27, 2018 I was visited by the Ghost of Christmas Yet-to-Come. Kind of. Dec 27, 2018
    • Dec 26, 2018 My 2018 Christmas Haul Dec 26, 2018
    • Dec 25, 2018 Just before all the good stuff is the real good stuff Dec 25, 2018
    • Dec 24, 2018 Speak Up Storytelling: Christina Fedolfi Dec 24, 2018
    • Dec 23, 2018 Be different Dec 23, 2018
    • Dec 22, 2018 A simple suggestion to improve 2018 and beyond Dec 22, 2018
    • Dec 21, 2018 Not a single one of them escaped alive Dec 21, 2018
    • Dec 20, 2018 A beautiful act of revenge. Plus glitter. Dec 20, 2018
    • Dec 19, 2018 Roman numerals are stupid Dec 19, 2018
    • Dec 18, 2018 Let the anger go Dec 18, 2018
    • Dec 17, 2018 Speak Up Storytelling: Erica Donahue Dec 17, 2018
    • Dec 16, 2018 Look! Real American heroes! And no capes! Dec 16, 2018
    • Dec 15, 2018 Dane Best: Child hero Dec 15, 2018
    • Dec 14, 2018 Thank goodness that I'm smart enough to listen to my wife Dec 14, 2018
    • Dec 13, 2018 Finding a new friend thanks to self expression and some scabies Dec 13, 2018
    • Dec 12, 2018 A bittersweet moment for a storyteller, and a magical night for all of us Dec 12, 2018
    • Dec 11, 2018 Demographics tell the story Dec 11, 2018
    • Dec 10, 2018 Speak Up Storytelling #4: Sam Carley [rebroadcast] Dec 10, 2018
    • Dec 9, 2018 The magic of film on film Dec 9, 2018
    • Dec 8, 2018 The curtain raised on peeing with girls Dec 8, 2018
    • Dec 7, 2018 Batman is depressed. Also, you are bad or good depending on how you eat your lunch. Dec 7, 2018
    • Dec 6, 2018 The worst part of the Christmas season Dec 6, 2018
    • Dec 5, 2018 These folks get it. Dec 5, 2018
    • Dec 4, 2018 A Patriots fan becomes an honest-to-goodness Patriot, and I'll never forget it. Dec 4, 2018
    • Dec 3, 2018 Speak Up Storytelling: Kathy Binder Dec 3, 2018
    • Dec 2, 2018 Be happy for others, damn it. Dec 2, 2018
    • Dec 1, 2018 Resolution update: November 2018 Dec 1, 2018
  • November 2018
    • Nov 30, 2018 Changing minds. Occasionally. Nov 30, 2018
    • Nov 29, 2018 Spy magazine's prank from 30 years ago is more remarkable now than it was then. Nov 29, 2018
    • Nov 28, 2018 Dr. Seuss's The Grinch is feminist and lovely. Nov 28, 2018
    • Nov 27, 2018 Don't sleep on Die Hard 2 Nov 27, 2018
    • Nov 26, 2018 Speak Up Storytelling: Linda Storms Nov 26, 2018
    • Nov 25, 2018 The life cycle of a human being through the eyes of a six year-old boy Nov 25, 2018
    • Nov 25, 2018 Trump's Thanksgiving Day hissy-fit Nov 25, 2018
    • Nov 24, 2018 I’ll be speaking at the NYC Public Library Main Branch alongside storyteller Erin Barker… join us! Nov 24, 2018
    • Nov 24, 2018 Important notes on the phrase "scantily clad" Nov 24, 2018
    • Nov 23, 2018 Baptism as a threat Nov 23, 2018
    • Nov 22, 2018 A solution to arguing on Thanksgiving Day Nov 22, 2018
    • Nov 21, 2018 Elton returns. Nov 21, 2018
    • Nov 20, 2018 A beautiful princess Nov 20, 2018
    • Nov 19, 2018 My blog is celebrating its 10th anniversary today! Nov 19, 2018
    • Nov 19, 2018 Speak Up Storytelling [rebroadcast]: Renae Edge Nov 19, 2018
    • Nov 18, 2018 Just another Saturday night Nov 18, 2018
    • Nov 17, 2018 "I had nothing else to do" Nov 17, 2018
    • Nov 16, 2018 My son, the conceptual percussionist Nov 16, 2018
    • Nov 15, 2018 Trying to tell me something? Nov 15, 2018
    • Nov 14, 2018 What is the meaning of life? Nov 14, 2018
    • Nov 13, 2018 Get Storyworthy for less than a dollar! Nov 13, 2018
    • Nov 13, 2018 Trump has solutions for rising oil prices, a falling stock market, and the California wildfires. Thank goodness! Nov 13, 2018
    • Nov 12, 2018 Speak Up Storytelling: Jenny Steadman (with special guest Danielle Dnes) Nov 12, 2018
    • Nov 11, 2018 How I fight crazy, strange, and beautiful people Nov 11, 2018
    • Nov 10, 2018 I had a terrifying Uber right in Florida last night. Nov 10, 2018
    • Nov 9, 2018 News of a pending divorce Nov 9, 2018
    • Nov 8, 2018 Smart cat. Terrible skill. Nov 8, 2018
    • Nov 7, 2018 She killed Springsteen Nov 7, 2018
    • Nov 6, 2018 Today I cast my vote on behalf of people who need it far more than me Nov 6, 2018
    • Nov 5, 2018 Speak Up Storytelling #24: Erin Barker Nov 5, 2018
    • Nov 4, 2018 Steve Bannon is worried about the future of America. I hope and pray that he is right. Nov 4, 2018
    • Nov 3, 2018 The truth about immigrants and the American economy Nov 3, 2018
    • Nov 2, 2018 My wife is a teacher again. Nov 2, 2018
    • Nov 1, 2018 Resolution Update: October 2018 Nov 1, 2018
  • October 2018
    • Oct 31, 2018 Reach for the masses... Oct 31, 2018
    • Oct 30, 2018 Trump can't speak articulately., and it should scare the hell out of us. Oct 30, 2018
    • Oct 29, 2018 Speak Up Storytelling #23: Laura Terranova Oct 29, 2018
    • Oct 28, 2018 Terrorists are cowards. Let them know it. Oct 28, 2018
    • Oct 27, 2018 Charlie lost his first tooth. Also, a lot more happened. Oct 27, 2018
    • Oct 26, 2018 Piñatas suck. Oct 26, 2018
    • Oct 25, 2018 Perhaps the stupidest thing that America does Oct 25, 2018
    • Oct 24, 2018 Why are you doing this to me? Oct 24, 2018
    • Oct 23, 2018 How dare you? Oct 23, 2018
    • Oct 22, 2018 Many jobs with one important thing in common Oct 22, 2018
    • Oct 22, 2018 Speak Up Storytelling #22: Q&A catch-up Oct 22, 2018
    • Oct 21, 2018 "Ask a Teacher" has become a permanent gig of sorts, and perhaps another step to my lifelong dream Oct 21, 2018
    • Oct 20, 2018 Speak Up #60 was a big night Oct 20, 2018
    • Oct 19, 2018 What inappropriate things did I put in my mouth? Oct 19, 2018
    • Oct 18, 2018 I threw away my bathrobe after wearing it zero times Oct 18, 2018
    • Oct 17, 2018 This sign is amusing but otherwise pointless Oct 17, 2018
    • Oct 16, 2018 Own your domain, dummy Oct 16, 2018
    • Oct 15, 2018 Speak Up Storytelling #21: Don Picard Oct 15, 2018
    • Oct 14, 2018 Brett Kavanaugh and the photo that will never go away Oct 14, 2018
    • Oct 13, 2018 Matilda vs. Donald Trump Oct 13, 2018
    • Oct 12, 2018 What is my obstacle? Oct 12, 2018
    • Oct 11, 2018 Turkish publishers offer a small bonus to their readers Oct 11, 2018
    • Oct 10, 2018 Eric Trump doesn't like me Oct 10, 2018
    • Oct 9, 2018 I love my jobs. Oct 9, 2018
    • Oct 8, 2018 The most re-watched movies of all time Oct 8, 2018
    • Oct 7, 2018 The mystery of irregular verbs explained Oct 7, 2018
    • Oct 6, 2018 First words this morning Oct 6, 2018
    • Oct 5, 2018 Americans believe this Oct 5, 2018
    • Oct 4, 2018 Ignoring your reviews is dumb Oct 4, 2018
    • Oct 3, 2018 My children show me a world I often fail to see Oct 3, 2018
    • Oct 2, 2018 Trump is many things, but let's not forget this. Oct 2, 2018
    • Oct 1, 2018 Resolution update: September 2018 Oct 1, 2018
    • Oct 1, 2018 Speak Up Storytelling: Valerie Gordon Oct 1, 2018
  • September 2018
    • Sep 30, 2018 How to handle a troll Sep 30, 2018
    • Sep 29, 2018 Two statistics that can change the course of a lifetime Sep 29, 2018
    • Sep 28, 2018 Honest but kind. No, honest is kind. Sep 28, 2018
    • Sep 27, 2018 The Republican own this self-acknowledged sex offender President Sep 27, 2018
    • Sep 26, 2018 Many jobs. Many, many more dreams. Sep 26, 2018
    • Sep 25, 2018 Behold: The inventor of the chocolate chip cookie Sep 25, 2018
    • Sep 24, 2018 Speak Up Storytelling: Ron Apter Sep 24, 2018
    • Sep 23, 2018 A DJ, a preacher, and a bank robber, all rolled into one Sep 23, 2018
    • Sep 22, 2018 My son loves his mother and sister. Period. Sep 22, 2018
    • Sep 21, 2018 I don’t drink. For my health and other good reasons. Sep 21, 2018
    • Sep 20, 2018 New Jersey is different and dumb. Sep 20, 2018
    • Sep 19, 2018 Not every service dog is equal Sep 19, 2018
    • Sep 18, 2018 Why people think women aren't as funny as men (maybe) Sep 18, 2018
    • Sep 17, 2018 Feline interference Sep 17, 2018
    • Sep 17, 2018 Speak Up Storytelling #17: Robin Gelfenbien Sep 17, 2018
    • Sep 16, 2018 Serena is beautiful. You are a terrible human being. Sep 16, 2018
    • Sep 15, 2018 Names are interesting. And confusing. Sep 15, 2018
    • Sep 14, 2018 Ocelots have a lot of sex. My daughter told me. Sep 14, 2018
    • Sep 13, 2018 Empathy vs. I believe in you Sep 13, 2018
    • Sep 12, 2018 Yellow Stripey Things Sep 12, 2018
    • Sep 11, 2018 A job is a job. Only a douchebag would think otherwise. Sep 11, 2018
    • Sep 10, 2018 I can smell mustard when other people cannot, and it's probably saved my life. Sep 10, 2018
    • Sep 9, 2018 Busy Town update gets my enthusiastic seal of approval Sep 9, 2018
    • Sep 8, 2018 We don't need another ice cream flavor. Especially mayonnaise-flavored ice cream. Sep 8, 2018
    • Sep 7, 2018 The people in Louisiana don't suck Sep 7, 2018
    • Sep 6, 2018 Wife: Emoji Master Sep 6, 2018
    • Sep 5, 2018 Seinfeld gets it Sep 5, 2018
    • Sep 4, 2018 Shortcomings and Flaws: 2018 Sep 4, 2018
    • Sep 3, 2018 Speak Up Storytelling #16: Monica Cleveland Sep 3, 2018
    • Sep 2, 2018 Weezer's "Africa" is Toto's "Africa." I don't get it. Sep 2, 2018
    • Sep 1, 2018 Resolution update: August 2018 Sep 1, 2018
  • August 2018
    • Aug 31, 2018 The best and the worst come together in Times Square Aug 31, 2018
    • Aug 30, 2018 Storyworthy: The audiobook has arrived, narrated, perhaps unfortunately, by me Aug 30, 2018
    • Aug 29, 2018 Donald Trump lost last night, and I won. Aug 29, 2018
    • Aug 28, 2018 The worst Aug 28, 2018
    • Aug 27, 2018 Speak Up Storytelling #15: Roquita Johnson Aug 27, 2018
    • Aug 26, 2018 Would you be more likely, less likely, or just as likely to marry your spouse today? Aug 26, 2018
    • Aug 25, 2018 N-word bingo Aug 25, 2018
    • Aug 24, 2018 If you could recover a single object from your past, what would it be? Aug 24, 2018
    • Aug 23, 2018 Little things made big Aug 23, 2018
    • Aug 22, 2018 The exact opposite of a bridezilla Aug 22, 2018
    • Aug 21, 2018 Making the ordinary a little more extraordinary should always be celebrated Aug 21, 2018
    • Aug 21, 2018 $126 is not a lot of money Aug 21, 2018
    • Aug 20, 2018 Speak Up Storytelling #14: Renae Edge Aug 20, 2018
    • Aug 20, 2018 An anonymous note about a possible murder Aug 20, 2018
    • Aug 19, 2018 Every time someone meets Elysha and says, "She's beautiful," this is what I think... Aug 19, 2018
    • Aug 18, 2018 Hiring a coach so your child can play Fortnite better is ridiculous. Aug 18, 2018
    • Aug 17, 2018 I better, safer alternative to lottery tickets Aug 17, 2018
    • Aug 16, 2018 It appears that I might be less fallible than the Pope Aug 16, 2018
    • Aug 15, 2018 Insecure cowards are leading the most powerful nations on the planet. Aug 15, 2018
    • Aug 14, 2018 What the Heck? - Episode 2 Aug 14, 2018
    • Aug 13, 2018 I didn't know what Lands' End was, and it makes sense. Aug 13, 2018
    • Aug 13, 2018 Speak Up Storytelling #13: Leland Brandt Aug 13, 2018
    • Aug 12, 2018 I got mentioned in the New York Times yesterday for a teeny tiny thing that I feel so good about. Aug 12, 2018
    • Aug 11, 2018 Seeking submissions for my annual list of shortcomings and flaws Aug 11, 2018
    • Aug 11, 2018 Open mouth. Insert foot. Aug 11, 2018
    • Aug 10, 2018 Clara's first Patriots game. NOT WHAT I EXPECTED AT ALL. Aug 10, 2018
    • Aug 9, 2018 We were all changed forever. Aug 9, 2018
    • Aug 8, 2018 I'm not a skateboard guy, but I think this is remarkable. Aug 8, 2018
    • Aug 7, 2018 "Tears in the Rain" monologue captures it all Aug 7, 2018
    • Aug 6, 2018 Speak Up Storytelling #12: Jeni Bonaldo Aug 6, 2018
    • Aug 6, 2018 Taco Bell vs. Ben & Jerries vanilla ice cream: It's not even close Aug 6, 2018
    • Aug 5, 2018 This is not my doing Aug 5, 2018
    • Aug 4, 2018 Help! Some kind of voodoo priest is trying to change my life! Aug 4, 2018
    • Aug 3, 2018 My daughter has a full time job (in her estimation, at least) Aug 3, 2018
    • Aug 2, 2018 There is nothing wrong with Bigfoot erotica Aug 2, 2018
    • Aug 1, 2018 Resolution update: July 2018 Aug 1, 2018
  • July 2018
    • Jul 31, 2018 Trump vs. Me Jul 31, 2018
    • Jul 30, 2018 A small but glorious victory thanks to Charlie and Elysha Jul 30, 2018
    • Jul 30, 2018 Speak Up Storytelling #11: Jessica Isom Jul 30, 2018
    • Jul 29, 2018 Windows down. Music up. Jul 29, 2018
    • Jul 29, 2018 "What the Heck?" - Episode 1 (Seeds and boys in dresses) Jul 29, 2018
    • Jul 28, 2018 Devil lady Jul 28, 2018
    • Jul 27, 2018 Crazy man in the airport Jul 27, 2018
    • Jul 26, 2018 Lemonade advertising was never so legal (or clever) before Jul 26, 2018
    • Jul 25, 2018 Never Have I Ever: 12 things is now 14 things, partially because I'm a jerk Jul 25, 2018
    • Jul 24, 2018 Get a cat Jul 24, 2018
    • Jul 23, 2018 Speak Up Storytelling #10: Kristin Budde Jul 23, 2018
    • Jul 23, 2018 Why a poached egg is funny Jul 23, 2018
    • Jul 22, 2018 It's weird that religious folk are so often filled with hate. Jul 22, 2018
    • Jul 21, 2018 Swimming in a chlorinated pool is just like taking a bath Jul 21, 2018
    • Jul 20, 2018 Goggles Jul 20, 2018
    • Jul 19, 2018 Baby jumping is a real thing, and it's really, really stupid. Jul 19, 2018
    • Jul 18, 2018 Mattress PSA Jul 18, 2018
    • Jul 17, 2018 People. Not places or things. Jul 17, 2018
    • Jul 16, 2018 Listen to smart people plus me Jul 16, 2018
    • Jul 16, 2018 Speak Up Storytelling #9: Alan Mackenzie Jul 16, 2018
    • Jul 15, 2018 Twelve years! Jul 15, 2018
    • Jul 14, 2018 Fly, Baby Trump! Fly! Jul 14, 2018
    • Jul 13, 2018 Biggest fan and greatest nemesis meet. Results are climactic. Jul 13, 2018
    • Jul 12, 2018 "Do we believe in heaven?" Jul 12, 2018
    • Jul 11, 2018 Prankster satisfaction Jul 11, 2018
    • Jul 10, 2018 It's too early for something as depressing as this. Jul 10, 2018
    • Jul 9, 2018 Speak Up Storytelling #8: Sharon Snow Jul 9, 2018
    • Jul 9, 2018 "How do you get so much done?" Jul 9, 2018
    • Jul 8, 2018 Daddy taught her well Jul 8, 2018
    • Jul 7, 2018 I don't know my father had a second or third heart attack, so leave me alone. Jul 7, 2018
    • Jul 6, 2018 Less money. More connection. Jul 6, 2018
    • Jul 5, 2018 Low life cretins steal stories. Jul 5, 2018
    • Jul 4, 2018 Name your sources or begone! Jul 4, 2018
    • Jul 3, 2018 There is no reason to delay the use of signage like this. Jul 3, 2018
    • Jul 2, 2018 The boy has been trained well. Jul 2, 2018
    • Jul 2, 2018 Speak Up Storytelling #7: Special Storyworthy book launch episode Jul 2, 2018
    • Jul 1, 2018 Resolution update: June 2018 Jul 1, 2018
  • June 2018
    • Jun 30, 2018 We march again. Jun 30, 2018
    • Jun 29, 2018 Never trust alliteration Jun 29, 2018
    • Jun 28, 2018 I am nonplussed about the shifting definition of nonplussed. Jun 28, 2018
    • Jun 27, 2018 Jesus was a brown, undocumented immigrant who crossed national borders illegally ill Jun 27, 2018
    • Jun 26, 2018 I hit a new thing. The results were tragic. Jun 26, 2018
    • Jun 25, 2018 Speak Up Storytelling #6: Special Storyworthy book launch episode Jun 25, 2018
    • Jun 24, 2018 Empty that bag Jun 24, 2018
    • Jun 23, 2018 An unexpected perk Jun 23, 2018
    • Jun 22, 2018 I made the mature decision. Jun 22, 2018
    • Jun 21, 2018 Watch people dance and be happy. Jun 21, 2018
    • Jun 20, 2018 The answer to "How dare you?" Jun 20, 2018
    • Jun 19, 2018 13 things that make me happy (5 years later) Jun 19, 2018
    • Jun 19, 2018 Speak Up Storytelling #5: Renata Sancken Jun 19, 2018
    • Jun 18, 2018 A celebration of so much more than just a book Jun 18, 2018
    • Jun 17, 2018 What would Jesus do? Jun 17, 2018
    • Jun 16, 2018 Dunk your teacher Jun 16, 2018
    • Jun 15, 2018 "Lockdown Lockdown" should not need to be a song. Jun 15, 2018
    • Jun 14, 2018 Change. Now. Jun 14, 2018
    • Jun 13, 2018 Bottom of the cup Jun 13, 2018
    • Jun 12, 2018 The most unlikely of pars Jun 12, 2018
    • Jun 11, 2018 Speak Up Storytelling #4 Jun 11, 2018
    • Jun 11, 2018 My latest piece in Parents magazine Jun 11, 2018
    • Jun 10, 2018 Kids are the worst. Jun 10, 2018
    • Jun 9, 2018 Walk fast. Now science is standing behind me. Jun 9, 2018
    • Jun 8, 2018 The importance of an editor Jun 8, 2018
    • Jun 7, 2018 Don't be embarrassed Jun 7, 2018
    • Jun 6, 2018 The problem with crossword puzzles Jun 6, 2018
    • Jun 5, 2018 Phone on your face Jun 5, 2018
    • Jun 4, 2018 Speak Up Storytelling #3: Mansoor Basha Jun 4, 2018
    • Jun 3, 2018 Jurassic Park on the left. The Goonies on the right. Jun 3, 2018
    • Jun 2, 2018 People don't like you because you complain all the time. Jun 2, 2018
    • Jun 1, 2018 Resolution update: May 2018 Jun 1, 2018
  • May 2018
    • May 31, 2018 Have some shame. Move out. May 31, 2018
    • May 30, 2018 Charles Wallace Dicks: Age 6 May 30, 2018
    • May 29, 2018 Quotation marks create a bizarre mystery May 29, 2018
    • May 28, 2018 Speak Up Storytelling #2: Michelle Sebastianelli May 28, 2018
    • May 27, 2018 Be a satisficer. May 27, 2018
    • May 26, 2018 Keyboard May 26, 2018
    • May 25, 2018 It's not all about the sleep May 25, 2018
    • May 24, 2018 Morning conversation scares me. May 24, 2018
    • May 23, 2018 Which hot dog is best? May 23, 2018
    • May 22, 2018 Want me to find faith in God? Try a sex joke. May 22, 2018
    • May 21, 2018 Speak Up Storytelling: The Podcast available today! May 21, 2018
    • May 20, 2018 The threat of murder at midnight May 20, 2018
    • May 19, 2018 Storyworthy in my hands! May 19, 2018
    • May 18, 2018 A surprise breakfast with their friend. Not a potential heart attack for their father. May 18, 2018
    • May 17, 2018 I made two instantaneous, temporary friends yesterday, and it meant everything to me. May 17, 2018
    • May 16, 2018 Not a heart attack after all, but an eventful day nonetheless. May 16, 2018
    • May 15, 2018 Ruth and Bush May 15, 2018
    • May 14, 2018 So many white people... May 14, 2018
    • May 13, 2018 I'm not supposed to be happy today. May 13, 2018
    • May 12, 2018 Elysha the Unstoppable May 12, 2018
    • May 11, 2018 Mohawks and Jessie Eisenberg May 11, 2018
    • May 10, 2018 Constantly frowning and avoiding dogs at every turn May 10, 2018
    • May 9, 2018 I am competitive, which means I might be a jerk but also other important things May 9, 2018
    • May 8, 2018 A former student's advice on avoiding procrastination May 8, 2018
    • May 7, 2018 A dose of 1850's racial politics to start my day May 7, 2018
    • May 6, 2018 The old fashioned way of breaking up is the right way to break up May 6, 2018
    • May 5, 2018 I did a backbend. Now I can do anything. May 5, 2018
    • May 4, 2018 Pain and fear and joy all wrapped up in a stone May 4, 2018
    • May 3, 2018 I don't see it. May 3, 2018
    • May 2, 2018 Don't be selfish. Tell a story. May 2, 2018
    • May 1, 2018 Resolution update: April 2018 May 1, 2018
  • April 2018
    • Apr 30, 2018 These people exist, and I can't stand them. Apr 30, 2018
    • Apr 29, 2018 She's studying volume. Apr 29, 2018
    • Apr 28, 2018 Writing is already hard enough without this. Apr 28, 2018
    • Apr 27, 2018 I was probably typecast. Apr 27, 2018
    • Apr 26, 2018 Philosophy explained. For real. Apr 26, 2018
    • Apr 25, 2018 Run to The Moth. Allow stories to lighten your load. Apr 25, 2018
    • Apr 24, 2018 Stop with the woke. You'll look just as clueless and horrible as everyone else someday. Apr 24, 2018
    • Apr 23, 2018 Live forever? Apr 23, 2018
    • Apr 22, 2018 Setting goals is almost always important, except in this case Apr 22, 2018
    • Apr 21, 2018 Billy Bishop Toronto City Airport is as quirky as it sounds Apr 21, 2018
    • Apr 20, 2018 6 regrets Apr 20, 2018
    • Apr 19, 2018 Eric Carmen's "Make Me Lose Control" is weird on many, many levels, including being inexplicably stuck in my head. Apr 19, 2018
    • Apr 18, 2018 Eleven is evil. Apr 18, 2018
    • Apr 17, 2018 A moment of honest-to-goodness terror Apr 17, 2018
    • Apr 16, 2018 Worst decisions ever #1: My SportsCenter hat Apr 16, 2018
    • Apr 15, 2018 My daughter meets Chelsea Clinton. Apr 15, 2018
    • Apr 14, 2018 Why I'm obsessed with that traffic video Apr 14, 2018
    • Apr 13, 2018 BOOK LAUNCH PARTY! SAVE THE DATE! Apr 13, 2018
    • Apr 13, 2018 Kids say funny (and not so funny) things Apr 13, 2018
    • Apr 12, 2018 Try something new. Again and again and again. Apr 12, 2018
    • Apr 11, 2018 Evangelicals hate. Jesus would love. Apr 11, 2018
    • Apr 11, 2018 Going nowhere Apr 11, 2018
    • Apr 9, 2018 Good news/bad news on the exoneration front Apr 9, 2018
    • Apr 8, 2018 Snoopy's advice sucks Apr 8, 2018
    • Apr 7, 2018 Just a T Apr 7, 2018
    • Apr 6, 2018 Yes, they are real eggs Apr 6, 2018
    • Apr 5, 2018 The best compliment wasn't about my hair Apr 5, 2018
    • Apr 4, 2018 Time spent in the Starbucks drive thru line is not time well spent Apr 4, 2018
    • Apr 3, 2018 Republican interns are white. Apr 3, 2018
    • Apr 2, 2018 Best and worst April Fools Day ever Apr 2, 2018
    • Apr 1, 2018 Resolution update: March 2018 Apr 1, 2018
  • March 2018
    • Mar 31, 2018 Traffic might make me a little crazy Mar 31, 2018
    • Mar 30, 2018 It's always strange when state-run TV and the President aren't totally in sync Mar 30, 2018
    • Mar 29, 2018 International Night: A reminder of what our country can and should be Mar 29, 2018
    • Mar 28, 2018 Three continents in a single day Mar 28, 2018
    • Mar 27, 2018 Memorizing phone numbers: An artifact of bygone days Mar 27, 2018
    • Mar 26, 2018 New Evangelical definition of marriage Mar 26, 2018
    • Mar 25, 2018 March For Our Lives 2018 Mar 25, 2018
    • Mar 24, 2018 Book clubs on boats. Book clubs in cars. Book clubs complete with game shows and nudity. Mar 24, 2018
    • Mar 23, 2018 A call to action! Please? Pretty please? Mar 23, 2018
    • Mar 23, 2018 Brand new weapon of mass destruction Mar 23, 2018
    • Mar 21, 2018 My first day without my friend Mar 21, 2018
    • Mar 20, 2018 Kaleigh 2002-2018 Mar 20, 2018
    • Mar 19, 2018 23 years lost and nothing offered in return Mar 19, 2018
    • Mar 18, 2018 Movies require logic in order to succeed. Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri lacked that logic. Mar 18, 2018
    • Mar 17, 2018 Joy in the small and the large Mar 17, 2018
    • Mar 16, 2018 WeCroak: An app that does what my brain already does Mar 16, 2018
    • Mar 15, 2018 CO2 is apparently like candy Mar 15, 2018
    • Mar 14, 2018 People stay home when it rains. How stupid. Mar 14, 2018
    • Mar 13, 2018 Snow days: One thing I love. One thing I hate. Mar 13, 2018
    • Mar 12, 2018 An unusual and exhausting but unforgettable weekend thanks to a July night in 2011 Mar 12, 2018
    • Mar 11, 2018 The gift of a memory is one of the best gifts of all Mar 11, 2018
    • Mar 10, 2018 The Georgia Senate is controlled by bigots in the pocket of the NRA Mar 10, 2018
    • Mar 9, 2018 From genius to Bart Simpson Mar 9, 2018
    • Mar 8, 2018 Boy vs. Girl: Our 100th episode Mar 8, 2018
    • Mar 7, 2018 This is the way to live Mar 7, 2018
    • Mar 6, 2018 A sign, a grade book, and a bathtub are just a few of my memories of Hyde School Mar 6, 2018
    • Mar 5, 2018 4 good ideas and 4 bad ideas about book clubs Mar 5, 2018
    • Mar 4, 2018 Being a jerk and needing food stamps are mutually exclusive conditions Mar 4, 2018
    • Mar 3, 2018 I performed in the dark. Without amplification. The results were surprising. Mar 3, 2018
    • Mar 2, 2018 One of the best podcast episodes of all time Mar 2, 2018
    • Mar 1, 2018 Resolution update: February 2018 Mar 1, 2018
  • February 2018
    • Feb 28, 2018 I killed a whale. Also, I played golf in the snow. Feb 28, 2018
    • Feb 27, 2018 Anatomy of a friendship: Shep Feb 27, 2018
    • Feb 26, 2018 A bit of unsolicited, surely unwanted advice for my millennial friends Feb 26, 2018
    • Feb 25, 2018 Robbery fail leads to great cheer and a smidgen of empathy Feb 25, 2018
    • Feb 24, 2018 "Once or twice" is the sign of a lie Feb 24, 2018
    • Feb 23, 2018 My daughter's art features an unusual and unexpected element Feb 23, 2018
    • Feb 22, 2018 The President of the United States relied on scripted empathy Feb 22, 2018
    • Feb 21, 2018 Americans want greater gun control. Lawmakers do not. Feb 21, 2018
    • Feb 20, 2018 They couldn't play tic-tac-toe because of bandwidth. Feb 20, 2018
    • Feb 19, 2018 Meet Antony Borges: American hero and a boy who has done more to curb gun violence in America than all of Congress. Feb 19, 2018
    • Feb 18, 2018 Brothers in name only Feb 18, 2018
    • Feb 18, 2018 Trump's attempts to gaslight Americans again. And again. And again. Feb 18, 2018
    • Feb 17, 2018 My son loves his mother and sister AND NO ONE ELSE. Feb 17, 2018
    • Feb 16, 2018 The best birthday gift for a teacher might surprise you Feb 16, 2018
    • Feb 15, 2018 It's time to end the hopes and prayers. Feb 15, 2018
    • Feb 14, 2018 One of life's most important skills Feb 14, 2018
    • Feb 14, 2018 Things I Do #10: I don't look at airline pilots Feb 14, 2018
    • Feb 13, 2018 A reasonable response to anti-vaxxers Feb 13, 2018
    • Feb 12, 2018 Chuck Todd's litany of vile and shameful events is worth watching Feb 12, 2018
    • Feb 11, 2018 Moth StorySLAM: Clara Wants a Sister Feb 11, 2018
    • Feb 10, 2018 My wife and kids slow me down. Gloriously so. Feb 10, 2018
    • Feb 7, 2018 Trump can't be banned from Twitter, but then he shouldn't be able to block me, either. Feb 7, 2018
    • Feb 6, 2018 It hurts to ask sometimes. Feb 6, 2018
    • Feb 5, 2018 There was a time in this country when Dads knew more than kids Feb 5, 2018
    • Feb 4, 2018 $1.50 and a deleted tweet says everything you need to know. Feb 4, 2018
    • Feb 3, 2018 The offer of a golden toilet seems just right Feb 3, 2018
    • Feb 2, 2018 Four books in two months has been challenging, and this isn't helping. Feb 2, 2018
    • Feb 1, 2018 Resolution update: January 2018 Feb 1, 2018
  • January 2018
    • Jan 31, 2018 This video has aged badly. Very, very badly. Jan 31, 2018
    • Jan 30, 2018 You're a writer? A real writer? Jan 30, 2018
    • Jan 29, 2018 Save money. Pee on this page. Jan 29, 2018
    • Jan 28, 2018 I love this and hate this. Jan 28, 2018
    • Jan 27, 2018 Our boy watches Star Wars for the first time Jan 27, 2018
    • Jan 26, 2018 The hardest and best apology Jan 26, 2018
    • Jan 25, 2018 Stop getting older, little girl. Jan 25, 2018
    • Jan 24, 2018 It's 9:00 on a Saturday... Jan 24, 2018
    • Jan 23, 2018 Five sausages and a good story Jan 23, 2018
    • Jan 22, 2018 It's a wonder I get anything done Jan 22, 2018
    • Jan 21, 2018 Women's March 2018 Jan 21, 2018
    • Jan 20, 2018 Are my books a window into my soul? Jan 20, 2018
    • Jan 19, 2018 When I launched my DJ career, it was ancient times Jan 19, 2018
    • Jan 18, 2018 I learned about "onset" this week Jan 18, 2018
    • Jan 17, 2018 Pickle smooch? Jan 17, 2018
    • Jan 16, 2018 48,762 is a completely unacceptable number Jan 16, 2018
    • Jan 15, 2018 My kind of protest Jan 15, 2018
    • Jan 14, 2018 Don't be a jerk face, parents and teachers. Jan 14, 2018
    • Jan 13, 2018 One tweet. Four deliberate, purposeful lies. Jan 13, 2018
    • Jan 12, 2018 These are the kinds of words that Americans yearn to hear Jan 12, 2018
    • Jan 11, 2018 Two impressive people Jan 11, 2018
    • Jan 10, 2018 This punishment may have gone too far. Jan 10, 2018
    • Jan 9, 2018 "I'll do the salmon" is stupid. I might be, too. Jan 9, 2018
    • Jan 8, 2018 A bunch of old, white men are determining the course of our nation Jan 8, 2018
    • Jan 7, 2018 What will be written on your tombstone? Jan 7, 2018
    • Jan 6, 2018 This Trump tweet is 50 words long but says so much more. Jan 6, 2018
    • Jan 5, 2018 One of these things is not like the other Jan 5, 2018
    • Jan 4, 2018 Bruce and Clarence sharing a kiss, over and over and over again Jan 4, 2018
    • Jan 3, 2018 Hire that kid today! Jan 3, 2018
    • Jan 2, 2018 New Years Resolutions 2018 Jan 2, 2018
    • Jan 1, 2018 Resolution update: 2017 in review Jan 1, 2018
  • December 2017
    • Dec 31, 2017 New Year's Eve 1993 Dec 31, 2017
    • Dec 30, 2017 The last one had better be the best one. Dec 30, 2017
    • Dec 29, 2017 Writing a novel is hard enough already. I don't need these additional challenges. Dec 29, 2017
    • Dec 28, 2017 HBO had some interesting offerings on Christmas Eve Dec 28, 2017
    • Dec 27, 2017 My 2017 Christmas haul Dec 27, 2017
    • Dec 26, 2017 Any gift that includes murder, blood, and betrayal is perfect in my book Dec 26, 2017
    • Dec 25, 2017 Lest us not forget the real story of Christmas Dec 25, 2017
    • Dec 24, 2017 I was a coward. I'm filled with regret. Dec 24, 2017
    • Dec 23, 2017 Penguins were mating at a little girl's birthday party Dec 23, 2017
    • Dec 22, 2017 Trump isn't fit to clean toilets Dec 22, 2017
    • Dec 21, 2017 Awful human being alert Dec 21, 2017
    • Dec 20, 2017 All I want for Christmas is a machine gun Dec 20, 2017
    • Dec 19, 2017 When cowards hide behind digital walls and hurl grenades... Dec 19, 2017
    • Dec 18, 2017 Some mistakes are worse than others Dec 18, 2017
    • Dec 17, 2017 I talked to a stranger every day for a month. Here is what happened. Dec 17, 2017
    • Dec 16, 2017 How I delivered an inspirational talk at a human trafficking conference (while knowing nothing about human trafficking) Dec 16, 2017
    • Dec 15, 2017 My students are threatening the sanctity of our future Dec 15, 2017
    • Dec 14, 2017 A sign. A tee-shirt. A business opportunity. A business partner. Dec 14, 2017
    • Dec 13, 2017 Comeuppance! Dec 13, 2017
    • Dec 12, 2017 I missed so much of '90's culture. Unfortunately? Dec 12, 2017
    • Dec 11, 2017 Please don't let the Trump administration change your perception of history Dec 11, 2017
    • Dec 10, 2017 If you enjoy a glass floor, don't forget to look down and thank your lucky stars Dec 10, 2017
    • Dec 9, 2017 Things I do #12: I worry about people mentioned in songs who are frozen in time. Dec 9, 2017
    • Dec 8, 2017 Things that make me cry Dec 8, 2017
    • Dec 7, 2017 Setting goals for 2018 Dec 7, 2017
    • Dec 6, 2017 You can't be "useless after 8:00 PM" if you want to be productive Dec 6, 2017
    • Dec 5, 2017 Americans would never allow someone like Roy Moore to work alongside them. Except for Republican Senators, of course. Dec 5, 2017
    • Dec 4, 2017 Fun fact: My wife and I both attended all-women’s colleges Dec 4, 2017
    • Dec 2, 2017 Unfair assumption #31: Book banners are stupid people Dec 2, 2017
  • November 2017
    • Nov 30, 2017 The Ugly Duckling sucks Nov 30, 2017
    • Nov 29, 2017 Dan Kennedy is right. Reach out to people whose work means the world to you. Nov 29, 2017
    • Nov 28, 2017 How can you possibly have so many stories? Nov 28, 2017
    • Nov 27, 2017 Things I do #11: I get angry at the other versions of me. Nov 27, 2017
    • Nov 26, 2017 5 things that you can do to help me sell books (and one unusual thing that I do) Nov 26, 2017
    • Nov 25, 2017 Cats and writers don't mix Nov 25, 2017
    • Nov 24, 2017 The wealthy are often playing an entirely different game than the rest of us. Nov 24, 2017
    • Nov 23, 2017 On this Thanksgiving, I choose to be thankful to Taryn. Nov 23, 2017
    • Nov 22, 2017 I performed stand up comedy for the first time for one very important reason. Nov 22, 2017
    • Nov 20, 2017 Crazy just got crazier (if that was possible) Nov 20, 2017
    • Nov 19, 2017 Be kind to yourself. Celebrate your accomplishments. Have wild sex. Nov 19, 2017
    • Nov 17, 2017 The Republican tax bill is legitimately but expectedly evil. These two tidbits are surprisingly evil. Nov 17, 2017
    • Nov 16, 2017 Take a cold shower every day. Nov 16, 2017
    • Nov 15, 2017 Recline at your own risk Nov 15, 2017
    • Nov 14, 2017 When you think the awful cover is the original song Nov 14, 2017
    • Nov 13, 2017 Just last week, ALL THIS happened... Nov 13, 2017
    • Nov 12, 2017 I prayed for a full month. Here is what happened. Nov 12, 2017
    • Nov 11, 2017 An only slightly satirical nod to 1980's sitcoms Nov 11, 2017
    • Nov 10, 2017 Things I Do #10: I don't look at airline pilots Nov 10, 2017
    • Nov 9, 2017 I've been told that I'm going to hell. I'm not sure I agree. Nov 9, 2017
    • Nov 8, 2017 Vin Scully's boycott of the NFL is stupid Nov 8, 2017
    • Nov 6, 2017 Daylight Saving should be celebrated (or eliminated) Nov 6, 2017
    • Nov 5, 2017 Damn fine answer, Yasmin. Nov 5, 2017
    • Nov 4, 2017 Bill Murray was wrong. Groundhog Day is AMAZING. Nov 4, 2017
    • Nov 2, 2017 Peruvian beauty pageant contestants steal a moment Nov 2, 2017
    • Nov 1, 2017 Resolution Update: October 2017 Nov 1, 2017
  • October 2017
    • Oct 31, 2017 Is God now here, or is God nowhere? Oct 31, 2017
    • Oct 30, 2017 The 14 women who have accused Trump of sexual harassment or assault Oct 30, 2017
    • Oct 29, 2017 Two things that will produce amazing results. Oct 29, 2017
    • Oct 28, 2017 A high opinion of your own opinion is a very good thing Oct 28, 2017
    • Oct 27, 2017 My kids were sweet and lovely this week. Don't try to tell me otherwise. Oct 27, 2017
    • Oct 26, 2017 As long as you're not as sexually repressed as the Vice President, the gender-neutral restroom is working just fine Oct 26, 2017
    • Oct 25, 2017 Lyric Problems: Belinda Carlisle's "Heaven is a Place on Earth" Oct 25, 2017
    • Oct 24, 2017 Guest post: Daniel Dale's Twitter feed Oct 24, 2017
    • Oct 23, 2017 I want a little signage, damn it. Oct 23, 2017
    • Oct 22, 2017 Just the kind of conversation I want before sunrise Oct 22, 2017
    • Oct 21, 2017 The men's restroom: All I want is a little consistency, please... Oct 21, 2017
    • Oct 20, 2017 Earning his keep Oct 20, 2017
    • Oct 19, 2017 When will she die? Oct 19, 2017
    • Oct 18, 2017 Two word horror story Oct 18, 2017
    • Oct 17, 2017 Free Dive Oct 17, 2017
    • Oct 16, 2017 Julian Edleman changes everything! Oct 16, 2017
    • Oct 15, 2017 Sibling love is a strange and varied thing Oct 15, 2017
    • Oct 14, 2017 Complacency kills. Oct 14, 2017
    • Oct 13, 2017 Lyric Problems: Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe" Oct 13, 2017
    • Oct 12, 2017 "Don't you dare..." are words most frequently uttered by morons Oct 12, 2017
    • Oct 11, 2017 This is not the Jesus you learned about in Sunday School Oct 11, 2017
    • Oct 10, 2017 Why I say unpopular things Oct 10, 2017
    • Oct 9, 2017 Feline barrier to creativity Oct 9, 2017
    • Oct 8, 2017 Signs should not have attitudes. They should also be grammatically correct. Oct 8, 2017
    • Oct 7, 2017 Trump's boycott list does not make America great at all Oct 7, 2017
    • Oct 6, 2017 Things I Do #9: I avoid The Sound of Music Oct 6, 2017
    • Oct 5, 2017 I hate problems. Not everyone feels the same. Oct 5, 2017
    • Oct 4, 2017 One of our cats is much better than the other. Oct 4, 2017
    • Oct 3, 2017 On a day of tragedy, a little hope. Oct 3, 2017
    • Oct 2, 2017 Resolution update: September 2017 Oct 2, 2017
    • Oct 1, 2017 Daddy is Mommy GPS Oct 1, 2017
  • September 2017
    • Sep 30, 2017 Lyric Problems: Rachel Platten's "I'll Stand By You" Sep 30, 2017
    • Sep 29, 2017 Someone wrote a song about me! About me! Sep 29, 2017
    • Sep 28, 2017 A Trump supporter has found his bridge-too-far, and it's pathetic Sep 28, 2017
    • Sep 27, 2017 Practice makes perfect Sep 27, 2017
    • Sep 26, 2017 Would I ever take a knee in protest during the national anthem? Sep 26, 2017
    • Sep 25, 2017 My favorite piece of paper Sep 25, 2017
    • Sep 24, 2017 Republicans don't read The Bible Sep 24, 2017
    • Sep 24, 2017 Never call it a "side hustle." Sep 24, 2017
    • Sep 23, 2017 Lyric Problems: Van Halen's "Jump" Sep 23, 2017
    • Sep 21, 2017 For the first time in his life, my son cried because of a book. Sep 21, 2017
    • Sep 20, 2017 Quite possibly the worst person in the world Sep 20, 2017
    • Sep 19, 2017 Share your failures with the world Sep 19, 2017
    • Sep 18, 2017 Our dream-come-true comes to an end. A new chapter begins today. Sep 18, 2017
    • Sep 17, 2017 A Columbian tradition that I will make my own Sep 17, 2017
    • Sep 16, 2017 The fade out (and fade in) explained. Sep 16, 2017
    • Sep 15, 2017 Mystery machine Sep 15, 2017
    • Sep 14, 2017 Teaching is full of unexpected surprises Sep 14, 2017
    • Sep 13, 2017 TEDx Pomfret: It's Not the Curriculum Sep 13, 2017
    • Sep 12, 2017 A serious commitment to golf Sep 12, 2017
    • Sep 11, 2017 An untimely poop and a blocked toilet lead to magic. Sep 11, 2017
    • Sep 10, 2017 My favorite billboard Sep 10, 2017
    • Sep 9, 2017 I am not talented. Sep 9, 2017
    • Sep 8, 2017 When you tell your girlfriend via text that you wrote her a poem... Sep 8, 2017
    • Sep 7, 2017 A sad, retired, perhaps unstable man Sep 7, 2017
    • Sep 6, 2017 My son thinks I'm a golfing god Sep 6, 2017
    • Sep 5, 2017 Time to break the law on behalf of Harriet Tubman Sep 5, 2017
    • Sep 4, 2017 How do you juggle so many balls at once? The answer is simple. Sep 4, 2017
    • Sep 3, 2017 Shortcomings and Flaws: 2017 Sep 3, 2017
    • Sep 2, 2017 Trump's "real" job numbers Sep 2, 2017
    • Sep 1, 2017 Resolution update: August 2017 Sep 1, 2017
  • August 2017
    • Aug 31, 2017 Quite the catch Aug 31, 2017
    • Aug 30, 2017 Stretch your summer Aug 30, 2017
    • Aug 29, 2017 A little girl, a Supreme Court justice, and courage Aug 29, 2017
    • Aug 28, 2017 A fitting end to a new beginning Aug 28, 2017
    • Aug 27, 2017 Things I Do #8: I plant pennies heads-up Aug 27, 2017
    • Aug 26, 2017 Northeast School is a stupid name for a school. Three times over. Aug 26, 2017
    • Aug 25, 2017 '80's John Hughes villain comes alive Aug 25, 2017
    • Aug 24, 2017 Forest Man is the best man Aug 24, 2017
    • Aug 23, 2017 Boy and bear Aug 23, 2017
    • Aug 23, 2017 This is what a free and excellent media looks like Aug 23, 2017
    • Aug 22, 2017 The eclipse was underwhelming and a little boring. I wish it happened more often. Aug 22, 2017
    • Aug 21, 2017 The ineffectiveness of signage Aug 21, 2017
    • Aug 20, 2017 Don't forget. Aug 20, 2017
    • Aug 19, 2017 A possible (though not advised) replacement for heart medication Aug 19, 2017
    • Aug 18, 2017 Thoughts on hiring Aug 18, 2017
    • Aug 17, 2017 Tyrion Lannister got it right. Aug 17, 2017
    • Aug 16, 2017 This, too, shall pass. Aug 16, 2017
    • Aug 15, 2017 I don't sleep like a robot. Or Frankenstein. Do I? Aug 15, 2017
    • Aug 14, 2017 Religious folk shouldn't be filled with so much hate Aug 14, 2017
    • Aug 13, 2017 Heather Heyer: Patriot and hero of the first order Aug 13, 2017
    • Aug 12, 2017 A restroom sign need not indicate the activity that takes place therein. Aug 12, 2017
    • Aug 11, 2017 Teachers: Writers never write one thing at a time. Stop ruining children. Aug 11, 2017
    • Aug 10, 2017 A note on meetings Aug 10, 2017
    • Aug 9, 2017 Genital usage restrictions must be adhered to at all times Aug 9, 2017
    • Aug 8, 2017 So many jokes. Such little ears. Aug 8, 2017
    • Aug 7, 2017 Disconnect the easy way. Aug 7, 2017
    • Aug 6, 2017 Just listen to this. Please. Aug 6, 2017
    • Aug 5, 2017 Not unisex. Omnisex. Aug 5, 2017
    • Aug 4, 2017 Commitment, persistence, and practice can look a lot like talent. Don't be fooled. Aug 4, 2017
    • Aug 3, 2017 Call it a lie when it's a lie. Aug 3, 2017
    • Aug 2, 2017 I wrote on an island. Under a tree. In the middle of a parking lot. Aug 2, 2017
    • Aug 1, 2017 Resolution Update: July 2017 Aug 1, 2017
  • July 2017
    • Jul 31, 2017 There are six seasons. Not four. Jul 31, 2017
    • Jul 30, 2017 So many white people Jul 30, 2017
    • Jul 29, 2017 Sleeping babies: Less shame. More sleep. Jul 29, 2017
    • Jul 28, 2017 Republican Congressmen threaten female Senators with violence. This is not normal. Jul 28, 2017
    • Jul 27, 2017 I never saw The Ramones in concert. It kills me. Jul 27, 2017
    • Jul 26, 2017 Check your privilege at the door Jul 26, 2017
    • Jul 25, 2017 Trump stomped on tradition at the 2017 Boy Scout National Jamboree. Jul 25, 2017
    • Jul 24, 2017 The Macarena is fine. It's these two songs that I despise. Jul 24, 2017
    • Jul 23, 2017 Why I am still a wedding DJ after 20 years Jul 23, 2017
    • Jul 22, 2017 The New York Times use of honorifics must end. Jul 22, 2017
    • Jul 21, 2017 I was offered a full scholarship at Yale, and I passed. Jul 21, 2017
    • Jul 20, 2017 A whole lot of beauty Jul 20, 2017
    • Jul 19, 2017 I am successful because I am white. Jul 19, 2017
    • Jul 18, 2017 Thinking is a part of the writing process, damn it Jul 18, 2017
    • Jul 17, 2017 This is how every employee should be treated Jul 17, 2017
    • Jul 16, 2017 Happy anniversary to us. Jul 16, 2017
    • Jul 15, 2017 A boy and a book in Columbia Jul 15, 2017
    • Jul 15, 2017 Trump makes my head hurt Jul 15, 2017
    • Jul 14, 2017 Someone remind my children that I pay the mortgage Jul 14, 2017
    • Jul 13, 2017 Republican men decide that women can't wear sleeveless dresses because they are apparently afraid of lady shoulders Jul 13, 2017
    • Jul 12, 2017 Donald Trump has blocked me on Twitter Jul 12, 2017
    • Jul 11, 2017 Fill your life with young people Jul 11, 2017
    • Jul 10, 2017 What are you doing that scares you? Jul 10, 2017
    • Jul 9, 2017 Sharing your vacation photos is lovely, but how about some wisdom and insight to go along with it? Jul 9, 2017
    • Jul 8, 2017 "They call me Matt." Jul 8, 2017
    • Jul 7, 2017 Rick Perry didn't understand the Department that he now runs, but he REALLY doesn't understand basic economic theory Jul 7, 2017
    • Jul 6, 2017 You have to admire a church willing to take this kind of literary stand Jul 6, 2017
    • Jul 5, 2017 I stand opposed to applauding when the people responsible for the source of the applause are not present. Jul 5, 2017
    • Jul 4, 2017 The NRA: Important facts to remember before their crazy attack ads scare the hell out of you. Jul 4, 2017
    • Jul 3, 2017 We knew exactly what we were getting. Jul 3, 2017
    • Jul 2, 2017 Reputation matters even more when the world is small. Jul 2, 2017
    • Jul 1, 2017 Resolution update June 2017 Jul 1, 2017
  • June 2017
    • Jun 30, 2017 My summer vacation started with pain and fear. Then one man made it better. Jun 30, 2017
    • Jun 29, 2017 Boys in skirts Jun 29, 2017
    • Jun 28, 2017 I don't have T-rex arms, but if I did, it would be for a very good reason. Jun 28, 2017
    • Jun 27, 2017 A summer camp has adopted my restriction on commenting on physical appearance, and I'm thrilled. Jun 27, 2017
    • Jun 26, 2017 Greatest badass of all time Jun 26, 2017
    • Jun 25, 2017 Dumb school officials make dumb decision Jun 25, 2017
    • Jun 24, 2017 Last Man Standing Jun 24, 2017
    • Jun 23, 2017 Hermit crabs could teach US politicians a thing or two Jun 23, 2017
    • Jun 22, 2017 "All gender" restroom signs are the best Jun 22, 2017
    • Jun 21, 2017 Democratic Republic of the Congo, of course! Jun 21, 2017
    • Jun 20, 2017 Heroes have a way of making you realize how small-minded and ungrateful you have been. Jun 20, 2017
    • Jun 19, 2017 Shameful Betsy DeVos can't say what most human beings can say with ease Jun 19, 2017
    • Jun 18, 2017 Suck less Jun 18, 2017
    • Jun 18, 2017 Not all sources of inspiration are equal Jun 18, 2017
    • Jun 16, 2017 Sleeps like her daddy Jun 16, 2017
    • Jun 15, 2017 If you are reading this, it is very likely that you don't deserve the fourth cookie Jun 15, 2017
    • Jun 14, 2017 The things I get done while sleepwalking Jun 14, 2017
    • Jun 13, 2017 Wherever you stand on the political spectrum, you have to admire and hopefully agree with everything that James Comey says here during last week's hearings. Jun 13, 2017
    • Jun 12, 2017 Why indeed. Jun 12, 2017
    • Jun 11, 2017 How to Save a Boy Jun 11, 2017
    • Jun 10, 2017 My home state's stupidly misspelled word, and some confusion about misspelling related to pornography Jun 10, 2017
    • Jun 9, 2017 I wish my students would accuse me of a war crime Jun 9, 2017
    • Jun 8, 2017 17 rules I break Jun 8, 2017
    • Jun 7, 2017 My children's personal ten commandments are beautiful, heart wrenching, and completely applicable. Jun 7, 2017
    • Jun 6, 2017 Rachel Platten has it all wrong when it comes to truth and faith, and I have no idea why. Jun 6, 2017
    • Jun 5, 2017 Change happens slowly, methodically, and daily. Most people refuse to accept this. Jun 5, 2017
    • Jun 4, 2017 Increased degree of difficulty is not appreciated Jun 4, 2017
    • Jun 3, 2017 Didn't exist in 2005 Jun 3, 2017
    • Jun 2, 2017 RIP Uncle Harry Jun 2, 2017
    • Jun 1, 2017 Resolution update: May 2017 Jun 1, 2017
  • May 2017
    • May 31, 2017 My friends know me better than I do. Also, my ophthalmologist doesn't know me at all. May 31, 2017
    • May 30, 2017 I don't like the way I look. May 30, 2017
    • May 29, 2017 Fear not. This is not an example of bigotry as I initially thought. It's simply stupidity. May 29, 2017
    • May 28, 2017 Our cats are not perfect. May 28, 2017
    • May 27, 2017 You're standing on a cliff, too... May 27, 2017
    • May 26, 2017 Ray of light May 26, 2017
    • May 25, 2017 Even in the darkest of times, you can find pinpricks of light. Here are a few from this week. May 25, 2017
    • May 24, 2017 "Begs the question" brings joy to my heart. Rarely. May 24, 2017
    • May 23, 2017 Worst obituary ever. Greatest correction ever. May 23, 2017
    • May 22, 2017 A simple explanation of public opinion May 22, 2017
    • May 21, 2017 Seven and counting... May 21, 2017
    • May 20, 2017 Be happy for rule breakers May 20, 2017
    • May 19, 2017 Baseball players are damn cowards May 19, 2017
    • May 18, 2017 The Moth: The Robbery May 18, 2017
    • May 17, 2017 Let's do this. May 17, 2017
    • May 16, 2017 I choose to remember by aunt Diane in a way I never got to see her. May 16, 2017
    • May 15, 2017 The Two-Day Rule: A means by which I have become more productive and trusted. May 15, 2017
    • May 14, 2017 Verbal sparring: Don't allow your opponent (Trump) prescribe beliefs to you May 14, 2017
    • May 13, 2017 One man. Two dozen women. A bunch of interesting questions. May 13, 2017
    • May 12, 2017 Shorter is almost always better May 12, 2017
    • May 11, 2017 Best tweet ever May 11, 2017
    • May 10, 2017 Incompetent, racist, or both? May 10, 2017
    • May 9, 2017 I don't like teachers who act like jerks May 9, 2017
    • May 8, 2017 I made an old lady cry. I asked if I was wrong. Readers responded. May 8, 2017
    • May 7, 2017 Things I Do #7: I cut corners May 7, 2017
    • May 6, 2017 My three greatest acts of storytelling cruelty May 6, 2017
    • May 5, 2017 How to improve church attendance May 5, 2017
    • May 4, 2017 I may learn to bake if it's always this cute May 4, 2017
    • May 4, 2017 Financial PTSD: The perfect description of a persistent affliction May 4, 2017
    • May 2, 2017 Fantastic or terrible? May 2, 2017
    • May 1, 2017 Resolution update: April 2017 May 1, 2017
  • April 2017
    • Apr 30, 2017 A strong opinion on the onion volcano Apr 30, 2017
    • Apr 29, 2017 Desperately seeking trouble Apr 29, 2017
    • Apr 28, 2017 Bad day Apr 28, 2017
    • Apr 27, 2017 I made an old woman cry. Was I wrong? Apr 27, 2017
    • Apr 25, 2017 Demanding "a seat at the table" doesn't strike me as very demanding Apr 25, 2017
    • Apr 24, 2017 I don't teach mindfulness. Don't ever accuse me of teaching mindfulness. Here's why. Apr 24, 2017
    • Apr 23, 2017 The law of choice in dating (and a call for the end of tribalism) Apr 23, 2017
    • Apr 22, 2017 Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend fan art Apr 22, 2017
    • Apr 21, 2017 The essence of a New England Patriots fan and a Bostonian in 5 tweets. Apr 21, 2017
    • Apr 20, 2017 School lunch shaming needs to stop. Simple solution: Adults need to stop acting despicable. Apr 20, 2017
    • Apr 19, 2017 The next time you need to go into battle... Apr 19, 2017
    • Apr 18, 2017 Warning: Women with handbags crossing Apr 18, 2017
    • Apr 17, 2017 A tribute to Carrie Fisher Apr 17, 2017
    • Apr 16, 2017 How Can You Help Students Cope With Getting College Rejection Letters? Apr 16, 2017
    • Apr 15, 2017 New policy: Transform a meeting into an actual meeting. Apr 15, 2017
    • Apr 14, 2017 Things I Do #6: I touch bricks Apr 14, 2017
    • Apr 13, 2017 The one thing about Sean Spicer's recent bout of stupidity that I haven't heard mentioned Apr 13, 2017
    • Apr 12, 2017 How to identify passive voice Apr 12, 2017
    • Apr 11, 2017 United Airlines is its own worst enemy. They need help. I have offered. Apr 11, 2017
    • Apr 10, 2017 People misspeak. When their words are bigoted or sexist, we automatically condemn. We should think twice. Apr 10, 2017
    • Apr 9, 2017 Current career listing: Perhaps you require my services and just don't know it yet. Apr 9, 2017
    • Apr 8, 2017 When I was my daughter's age, I did not know that the Supreme Court existed. Her knowledge is slightly more expansive. Apr 8, 2017
    • Apr 7, 2017 Decoding century labels shouldn't be this difficult Apr 7, 2017
    • Apr 6, 2017 Sleeping less is not the secret to my productivity. Television is. Apr 6, 2017
    • Apr 5, 2017 19 Things I Wish I’d Known When I Was 20 Apr 5, 2017
    • Apr 4, 2017 Rogue One on VHS: A taste of the perfect childhood Apr 4, 2017
    • Apr 3, 2017 If your schedule your meeting for one hour, and then your meeting lasts exactly one hour, you have failed. Apr 3, 2017
    • Apr 2, 2017 Be happy. Judge on intent. Apr 2, 2017
    • Apr 1, 2017 Resolution update: March 2017 Apr 1, 2017
  • March 2017
    • Mar 31, 2017 Simplify your life. Just love everyone. Even if you're a bigot. Mar 31, 2017
    • Mar 30, 2017 When is complaining acceptable? Mar 30, 2017
    • Mar 29, 2017 My less-than-private, not-so-well-appointed office Mar 29, 2017
    • Mar 28, 2017 Moments like this make me think that perhaps there's a higher power after all Mar 28, 2017
    • Mar 27, 2017 We adopted two cats. Our kids' reaction was... unexpected. Mar 27, 2017
    • Mar 26, 2017 Meals on Wheels: My grandparents (and science) understand the importance for this program Mar 26, 2017
    • Mar 25, 2017 Beautiful but temporary: Why would an artist ever choose such a fleeting medium? Mar 25, 2017
    • Mar 24, 2017 A bunch of white men apparently too stupid to realize that they are all white men. Mar 24, 2017
    • Mar 23, 2017 Famous people who I've met thanks to storytelling Mar 23, 2017
    • Mar 22, 2017 The things kids say... Mar 22, 2017
    • Mar 21, 2017 Your compliments about physical appearance are meaningless. Try these instead. Mar 21, 2017
    • Mar 20, 2017 The 6 levels of humility Mar 20, 2017
    • Mar 19, 2017 What I try to teach my girls Mar 19, 2017
    • Mar 18, 2017 Change can happen quickly. If you allow it. Mar 18, 2017
    • Mar 17, 2017 I'm never this angry. I swear. Mar 17, 2017
    • Mar 16, 2017 Details matter. They matter a hell of a lot. Mar 16, 2017
    • Mar 15, 2017 Say no to "more details." Mar 15, 2017
    • Mar 14, 2017 It is only snow and nothing more. Mar 14, 2017
    • Mar 13, 2017 Stories are so damn important. Mar 13, 2017
    • Mar 12, 2017 End the scourge of the additional anus Mar 12, 2017
    • Mar 11, 2017 Rules of Self Praise by the Brilliant and Handsome Matthew Dicks Mar 11, 2017
    • Mar 10, 2017 Only in New York Mar 10, 2017
    • Mar 9, 2017 Michael Bloomberg on succeeding in business Mar 9, 2017
    • Mar 8, 2017 I broke my promise to my wife: The origin story of The Perfect Comeback of Caroline Jacobs Mar 8, 2017
    • Mar 7, 2017 In case you missed it, an important comment from a reader Mar 7, 2017
    • Mar 6, 2017 I fear that this sentiment may be in short supply today.  Mar 6, 2017
    • Mar 5, 2017 Critics of food stamps need to experience a childhood of hunger Mar 5, 2017
    • Mar 4, 2017 A sign attached to a vending machine accurately describes the emotional state of many Americans Mar 4, 2017
    • Mar 3, 2017 Joy is the willingness to show your underwear on a roller coaster Mar 3, 2017
    • Mar 2, 2017 I failed the "Where do babies come from?" question, but only because my son is a biology nerd. Mar 2, 2017
    • Mar 1, 2017 Resolution update: February 2017 Mar 1, 2017
  • February 2017
    • Feb 28, 2017 Unfair assumption #30: CVS shopping carts were not made to be filled. Feb 28, 2017
    • Feb 27, 2017 Good ideas are a dime a dozen. Never settle. Feb 27, 2017
    • Feb 26, 2017 The Education Secretary is knowingly endangering children Feb 26, 2017
    • Feb 25, 2017 Tiny moments like this is why I teach Feb 25, 2017
    • Feb 24, 2017 I was stupid when I was young. Feb 24, 2017
    • Feb 23, 2017 The glory and might of a good old fashioned pillow fight Feb 23, 2017
    • Feb 22, 2017 Men who grumble about jeans and sweaters are stupid. Feb 22, 2017
    • Feb 21, 2017 The Internet has certainly evolved in the last 20 years Feb 21, 2017
    • Feb 20, 2017 5 things to remember when bemoaning the proliferation of casual dress in America. Feb 20, 2017
    • Feb 19, 2017 Trump called the media "the enemy of the American people." This could not be further from the truth. Feb 19, 2017
    • Feb 18, 2017 Three types of people who people hate Feb 18, 2017
    • Feb 17, 2017 Watch this. Feb 17, 2017
    • Feb 16, 2017 My daughter embraces respectful dissent and nonconformity. Even in the face of Trump. Feb 16, 2017
    • Feb 15, 2017 The real answer to "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Feb 15, 2017
    • Feb 14, 2017 Before you criticize the Superintendent for a snow day decision, consider this. Feb 14, 2017
    • Feb 13, 2017 Trumpian typos abound - and frighten me to death Feb 13, 2017
    • Feb 12, 2017 Brother and Sister Day Feb 12, 2017
    • Feb 11, 2017 Got kids? Here's how to turn them into writers. Feb 11, 2017
    • Feb 10, 2017 Follow this rule. Change your life. Feb 10, 2017
    • Feb 9, 2017 Victory brownies and the definition of fandom and friendship Feb 9, 2017
    • Feb 8, 2017 15 piece of advice from Elizabeth Sampat Feb 8, 2017
    • Feb 5, 2017 My daughter, the eccentric artist Feb 5, 2017
    • Feb 4, 2017 I spent $15,000 while I was sleepwalking. Feb 4, 2017
    • Feb 3, 2017 Verbal sparring: Never tell someone to do something that they can ignore Feb 3, 2017
    • Feb 2, 2017 The Lincoln Memorial. In blocks. Feb 2, 2017
    • Feb 1, 2017 Resolution update: January 2017 Feb 1, 2017
  • January 2017
    • Jan 31, 2017 9 Specific Steps to Standing Against Donald Trump Jan 31, 2017
    • Jan 30, 2017 A very sweet boy who wants to see your insides Jan 30, 2017
    • Jan 29, 2017 The 5 Stages of an Author's Reaction to Editorial Notes Jan 29, 2017
    • Jan 28, 2017 This hateful Muslim Ban must end now. Jan 28, 2017
    • Jan 27, 2017 I lost a "friend" this week in an interesting, baffling, and amusing way Jan 27, 2017
    • Jan 26, 2017 Something to think about as Trump closes our borders to refugees Jan 26, 2017
    • Jan 25, 2017 I'm fairly certain I would hate this person if we met Jan 25, 2017
    • Jan 24, 2017 One person is listening. Perhaps more, but at least one. I'm so pleased. Jan 24, 2017
    • Jan 23, 2017 Things I Do #5: We say my name first Jan 23, 2017
    • Jan 22, 2017 Psychology of true friends Jan 22, 2017
    • Jan 21, 2017 The Today Show: Educational television at its best Jan 21, 2017
    • Jan 20, 2017 Our President is a sex offender or pretends to be a sex offender. Jan 20, 2017
    • Jan 19, 2017 A short-sighted and fairly presumptuous name Jan 19, 2017
    • Jan 18, 2017 I might know more about education than Trump's nominee for Education Secretary. Jan 18, 2017
    • Jan 17, 2017 Find something to be this excited and happy about... Jan 17, 2017
    • Jan 16, 2017 Unfair assumption #29: Football fans are more effective in emergencies Jan 16, 2017
    • Jan 15, 2017 Springsteen on parents (and perhaps a path to my salvation) Jan 15, 2017
    • Jan 14, 2017 The best thing about my wife's family might surprise you (but shouldn't) Jan 14, 2017
    • Jan 13, 2017 Little Guy Defeats Big Guy Jan 13, 2017
    • Jan 12, 2017 Spare your parental advice unless you know how to give parental advice Jan 12, 2017
    • Jan 11, 2017 On rare and special occasions, darkness can breed such light. This is one such occasion. Jan 11, 2017
    • Jan 10, 2017 How many phone numbers do you know? Jan 10, 2017
    • Jan 9, 2017 The countdown begins... Jan 9, 2017
    • Jan 8, 2017 This correction could only be found in a New York Times wedding announcement Jan 8, 2017
    • Jan 7, 2017 Best introduction ever Jan 7, 2017
    • Jan 6, 2017 Some mistakes are larger than others Jan 6, 2017
    • Jan 5, 2017 This is the worst thing you can do to a storyteller Jan 5, 2017
    • Jan 4, 2017 Things I Do #4: I drive like a teenager Jan 4, 2017
    • Jan 3, 2017 In defense of editors Jan 3, 2017
    • Jan 2, 2017 A small bit of marital advice Jan 2, 2017
    • Jan 1, 2017 Dick Clark is dead. He is sorely missed. Jan 1, 2017
    • Jan 1, 2017 New Year's Resolutions 2017 Jan 1, 2017
  • December 2016
    • Dec 31, 2016 Resolution update: 2016 in review Dec 31, 2016
    • Dec 30, 2016 What is wrong with Queens? Dec 30, 2016
    • Dec 30, 2016 My 2016 Christmas haul Dec 30, 2016
    • Dec 29, 2016 Unfair assumption #28: Parents who threaten to disown their children based upon their marital choices are the lowest form of human life. Dec 29, 2016
    • Dec 29, 2016 In regards to Russian hacking: "I think we ought to get on with our lives." Also, word salad. Dec 29, 2016
    • Dec 28, 2016 Bottle flipping: I gave it a month. Here are my thoughts. Dec 28, 2016
    • Dec 27, 2016 "Merry Christmas" is perfectly fine. But the existence of Jews should not be a secret. Dec 27, 2016
    • Dec 26, 2016 The truth about red meat (and an ugly truth about me) Dec 26, 2016
    • Dec 25, 2016 Bruce Springsteen understands the cliff. Do you? Dec 25, 2016
    • Dec 24, 2016 When someone suggests that we give Donald Trump a chance, say this. Dec 24, 2016
    • Dec 23, 2016 Why I cry when looking at old photographs like this. Dec 23, 2016
    • Dec 22, 2016 If you forbid jeans at your place of business, you're not thinking straight. You might even be a coward. Dec 22, 2016
    • Dec 21, 2016 I went to the bathroom alongside a bunch of ladies, and something surprising happened. Dec 21, 2016
    • Dec 20, 2016 The perils of the road Dec 20, 2016
    • Dec 19, 2016 My problem with honorifics Dec 19, 2016
    • Dec 18, 2016 Driving in cars (and planes) with complete strangers Dec 18, 2016
    • Dec 17, 2016 Gas stations suck (at least in this regard) Dec 17, 2016
    • Dec 16, 2016 Truth about meetings (at least most of them) Dec 16, 2016
    • Dec 15, 2016 The three worst things ever Dec 15, 2016
    • Dec 14, 2016 My favorite sentence of the year Dec 14, 2016
    • Dec 13, 2016 Cousin Oliver sucked. Dec 13, 2016
    • Dec 12, 2016 This is a thing. Dec 12, 2016
    • Dec 11, 2016 Meditation and McDonald's Dec 11, 2016
    • Dec 10, 2016 One of the best comebacks I've heard in a while Dec 10, 2016
    • Dec 9, 2016 Trump's two possible views of sexual assault Dec 9, 2016
    • Dec 8, 2016 Dan Kennedy on life and the nature of success Dec 8, 2016
    • Dec 7, 2016 I drink Diet Coke. Now do me a favor and shut up about it. Dec 7, 2016
    • Dec 6, 2016 I fought off a pit bull in order to save my dog's life. This guy did one better. Dec 6, 2016
    • Dec 5, 2016 Daily affirmations don't work (for me, at least) Dec 5, 2016
    • Dec 4, 2016 Which is funnier? Saturday Night Live? Trump's response to SNL? Alec Baldwin's response to Trump? Dec 4, 2016
    • Dec 3, 2016 How I stand against the vile, intolerant, hateful speech and policy proposals of the President-elect (and how you can, too) Dec 3, 2016
    • Dec 2, 2016 A little spot of joy. Dec 2, 2016
    • Dec 1, 2016 Resolution update: November 2016 Dec 1, 2016
  • November 2016
    • Nov 30, 2016 How Can I Pick My Favorite Day? Nov 30, 2016
    • Nov 29, 2016 This is what the Democratic Party must do now to protect voting rights Nov 29, 2016
    • Nov 28, 2016 I thrive in possibly inappropriately competitive situations. Nov 28, 2016
    • Nov 27, 2016 My little boy is expanding his horizons. Nov 27, 2016
    • Nov 26, 2016 Melting ice sucks, but projectiles to the head are bad, too. Nov 26, 2016
    • Nov 25, 2016 Serious solution if Trump attempts to enact a Muslim registry Nov 25, 2016
    • Nov 24, 2016 No thanks to give on this Thanksgiving Nov 24, 2016
    • Nov 23, 2016 Deep thoughts in the early morning hours regarding an important consumer product Nov 23, 2016
    • Nov 22, 2016 Things I Do #3: I talk to dead trees. Nov 22, 2016
    • Nov 21, 2016 Republican Senators, Congresspeople, and interns have something oddly in common Nov 21, 2016
    • Nov 20, 2016 Humility is lovely and oftentimes lacking in this world Nov 20, 2016
    • Nov 20, 2016 A perfect explanation of our President-elect's thin skin Nov 20, 2016
    • Nov 19, 2016 Shakespeare's words seem rather appropriate even today Nov 19, 2016
    • Nov 18, 2016 Pausing the action preserved my chest, my career, and my freedom Nov 18, 2016
    • Nov 16, 2016 Books can change a child in unspeakable ways. Nov 16, 2016
    • Nov 15, 2016 Iguana vs. Snakes Nov 15, 2016
    • Nov 14, 2016 Seasons Up Close Episode 1 Nov 14, 2016
    • Nov 13, 2016 Donna Gosk stepped off the aircraft carrier. Nothing has been the same ever since. Nov 13, 2016
    • Nov 12, 2016 The Weird Book Room: The last place I want my books to end up Nov 12, 2016
    • Nov 11, 2016 The mix tape was something special Nov 11, 2016
    • Nov 10, 2016 Things I Do #2: I whisper the names of former colleagues Nov 10, 2016
    • Nov 9, 2016 The morning after, there is much to do. Much to remember. Nov 9, 2016
    • Nov 8, 2016 Tummy or vagina? Nov 8, 2016
    • Nov 8, 2016 These are times when your country should come before your brand. Nov 8, 2016
    • Nov 7, 2016 Things I Do #1: I routinely offer advice to houseflies Nov 7, 2016
    • Nov 6, 2016 Saturday morning reading material Nov 6, 2016
    • Nov 5, 2016 Unsatisfying Nov 5, 2016
    • Nov 4, 2016 I feel terrible for the Chicago Cubs fans, and for good reason. Nov 4, 2016
    • Nov 3, 2016 Pulling back the curtain on the translation process Nov 3, 2016
    • Nov 2, 2016 Ashes to dishes Nov 2, 2016
    • Nov 1, 2016 Resolution update: October 2016 Nov 1, 2016
  • October 2016
    • Oct 31, 2016 Worst Halloween treat ever Oct 31, 2016
    • Oct 30, 2016 Catholics should be able to scatter their ashes wherever they damn well please. Oct 30, 2016
    • Oct 29, 2016 My new TV gig Oct 29, 2016
    • Oct 28, 2016 Be happy for the good fortune of others. It's a happier and more productive way to live. Oct 28, 2016
    • Oct 27, 2016 Collaboration is great. Right? Oct 27, 2016
    • Oct 26, 2016 Put stuff on the Internet and watch what happens Oct 26, 2016
    • Oct 25, 2016 Random chairs in restrooms make me uncomfortable. Justifiably so. Right? Oct 25, 2016
    • Oct 24, 2016 Why should I experience unnecessary minor pain? Because I choose not to be soft. Oct 24, 2016
    • Oct 23, 2016 Professional Mini Golf: Competitive, cutthroat, and quirky? Oct 23, 2016
    • Oct 22, 2016 Wardrobe malfunction Oct 22, 2016
    • Oct 21, 2016 Great first sentences (and an analysis of the first sentences of my own novels) Oct 21, 2016
    • Oct 20, 2016 "Yeah, but..." Oct 20, 2016
    • Oct 19, 2016 Quite possibly Bruce Springsteen's most brilliant and perfect observation ever Oct 19, 2016
    • Oct 18, 2016 Unfair assumption #27: People who object to mothers breast-feeding in public are freakish, worthless prudes and more Oct 18, 2016
    • Oct 17, 2016 This Playmobil bicycle helmet does not appeal to me, and for good reason. Oct 17, 2016
    • Oct 16, 2016 How Poor Were You? Oct 16, 2016
    • Oct 15, 2016 Unfair assumption #26: Adults who drink milk are lunatics Oct 15, 2016
    • Oct 14, 2016 Sometimes a job is more than a job. Oct 14, 2016
    • Oct 13, 2016 This is more important than selling shoes and books. Oct 13, 2016
    • Oct 12, 2016 The Moth: The Promise Oct 12, 2016
    • Oct 11, 2016 Best insult ever Oct 11, 2016
    • Oct 10, 2016 Practicing your speech in front of a mirror makes no sense Oct 10, 2016
    • Oct 9, 2016 Confessions of a Patriots Season Ticket Holder: Seasons Fall 2016 Oct 9, 2016
    • Oct 8, 2016 Never in my life Oct 8, 2016
    • Oct 7, 2016 Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend fan art Oct 7, 2016
    • Oct 6, 2016 Get off my lawn! Oct 6, 2016
    • Oct 5, 2016 I run through grocery stores often enough that strangers have begun to notice. This does not make me crazy, even though some might believe otherwise. Oct 5, 2016
    • Oct 4, 2016 You see a leaf. I see something so much worse. Oct 4, 2016
    • Oct 3, 2016 Disillusioned by the Presidential election this year? Vote for Clara. Oct 3, 2016
    • Oct 2, 2016 It's true. I hate strangers because of what they love most. Oct 2, 2016
    • Oct 1, 2016 Resolution update: September 2016 Oct 1, 2016
  • September 2016
    • Sep 30, 2016 Twenty-five years spent standing in a parking lot Sep 30, 2016
    • Sep 29, 2016 Does the dog die? We need to know. Sep 29, 2016
    • Sep 28, 2016 An important lesson for all public speakers, storytellers, and the poor souls who must conduct meetings Sep 28, 2016
    • Sep 27, 2016 Four pieces of debate advice for Hillary Clinton. Someone please pass this post onto her people. Sep 27, 2016
    • Sep 26, 2016 Verbal Sparring: If you don't like it, leave. Sep 26, 2016
    • Sep 25, 2016 Unfair assumption: The more you have on your business card, the less I think about your professional ability Sep 25, 2016
    • Sep 24, 2016 Complimenting an item of clothing is the lowest form of compliment Sep 24, 2016
    • Sep 23, 2016 The first person to listen to my nonsense and predict that I would be a writer has passed away Sep 23, 2016
    • Sep 22, 2016 Write the thing that only you can write Sep 22, 2016
    • Sep 21, 2016 If you want to have a say in education, become an educator Sep 21, 2016
    • Sep 20, 2016 Policing the national anthem makes you a self-righteous jerk Sep 20, 2016
    • Sep 19, 2016 Styling advice from a fifth grader Sep 19, 2016
    • Sep 18, 2016 Shouldn't yellow raincoats the only appropriately colored raincoats? Sep 18, 2016
    • Sep 17, 2016 Water Street Bookstore appearance Sep 17, 2016
    • Sep 16, 2016 A trip to the plumbing store, because that's where all kids want to go. Right? Sep 16, 2016
    • Sep 15, 2016 Every time I tie my shoes... Sep 15, 2016
    • Sep 14, 2016 The Most Poorly Named Character in All of Literature Sep 14, 2016
    • Sep 13, 2016 Vincent Van Gogh on Doctor Who makes me cry. Sep 13, 2016
    • Sep 12, 2016 At last I am a Beautiful Person. Verified and confirmed by beautifulpeople.com. Sep 12, 2016
    • Sep 11, 2016 "Flesh" was a crayon color. Sep 11, 2016
    • Sep 10, 2016 First day of preschool apparently went well Sep 10, 2016
    • Sep 9, 2016 Unknown but brilliant Sep 9, 2016
    • Sep 8, 2016 Shortcomings and Flaws: 2016 Sep 8, 2016
    • Sep 8, 2016 I broke into the Brooklyn Navy Yard and committed a crime (I think) Sep 8, 2016
    • Sep 7, 2016 The bravest Sep 7, 2016
    • Sep 6, 2016 Book Club Adventures on Planes and Trains and Automobiles (sort of) Sep 6, 2016
    • Sep 5, 2016 I think my wife is hitting on me. Sep 5, 2016
    • Sep 4, 2016 I know way too much about boll weevils Sep 4, 2016
    • Sep 3, 2016 Preschool is destined to disappoint my son. Sep 3, 2016
    • Sep 2, 2016 "Baked in a buttery, flaky crust" Sep 2, 2016
    • Sep 1, 2016 Resolution update: August 2016 Sep 1, 2016
  • August 2016
    • Aug 31, 2016 A real life person signs my books as his fictional self, which sounds weird and is admittedly a little weird. Aug 31, 2016
    • Aug 30, 2016 The most astounding editor's note I have ever seen Aug 30, 2016
    • Aug 29, 2016 How Pokemon Go is a lot like Hee Haw, and how that should both relieve you and frighten you Aug 29, 2016
    • Aug 28, 2016 Kiss the Girl: The creepy, stalker, possible sexual assault version Aug 28, 2016
    • Aug 27, 2016 Damn Canadians are ruining my book. Aug 27, 2016
    • Aug 26, 2016 Guess which sister I taught? Aug 26, 2016
    • Aug 25, 2016 My daughter demands death. Aug 25, 2016
    • Aug 24, 2016 Where the hell is black? Aug 24, 2016
    • Aug 23, 2016 Mom and Dad had a reely big show last nite Aug 23, 2016
    • Aug 22, 2016 Five year plans are about five years too long Aug 22, 2016
    • Aug 21, 2016 The Moth: Two Little Jewish Dicks Aug 21, 2016
    • Aug 20, 2016 At least 3 reasons why you should never say "Wish me luck!" Aug 20, 2016
    • Aug 19, 2016 The Solar System. Obviously. Aug 19, 2016
    • Aug 18, 2016 7 things that we all agree should exist but still don't. Unless you're four years old. Aug 18, 2016
    • Aug 17, 2016 Country club dress codes treat adults like children, and yet adults continue to be members of country clubs. I don't get it. Aug 17, 2016
    • Aug 16, 2016 The life changing difference between "do" and "don't" Aug 16, 2016
    • Aug 15, 2016 If you ever wanted to be a receptionist, perhaps you should think again. Aug 15, 2016
    • Aug 14, 2016 If you have strong feelings about cargo shorts, then you are probably an infantile jackass. Aug 14, 2016
    • Aug 13, 2016 My son meditates. Seriously. How did this happen? Aug 13, 2016
    • Aug 12, 2016 I was a muffin who believed in miracles. Aug 12, 2016
    • Aug 11, 2016 The Universal Comeback (I think) Aug 11, 2016
    • Aug 10, 2016 Seeking submissions for my annual list of shortcomings and flaws Aug 10, 2016
    • Aug 9, 2016 I spent a week backing into parking spots to see if it made any sense. Here is what I discovered. Aug 9, 2016
    • Aug 8, 2016 The Peter Principle: Understand it. Aug 8, 2016
    • Aug 7, 2016 My children don't understand the purpose or use of a sofa Aug 7, 2016
    • Aug 6, 2016 The Moth: A Mop Sink and Maybe God Aug 6, 2016
    • Aug 5, 2016 How the Republican Party went from Lincoln to Trump Aug 5, 2016
    • Aug 4, 2016 I think my daughter is becoming cool. Aug 4, 2016
    • Aug 3, 2016 Unfair assumption: Leaders who park in their privileged parking spots don't get it Aug 3, 2016
    • Aug 2, 2016 How to Make a Tennis Ball (also it's impossible to make a tennis ball) Aug 2, 2016
    • Aug 1, 2016 Resolution Update: July 2016 Aug 1, 2016
  • July 2016
    • Jul 31, 2016 The Internet is kind and crazy and kind of crazy Jul 31, 2016
    • Jul 30, 2016 My son is ready for his next 15 minutes of fame Jul 30, 2016
    • Jul 29, 2016 The Moth: She Held My Hand Jul 29, 2016
    • Jul 28, 2016 Bill O'Reilly reminds us that the slaves who built the White House were "well fed and had decent lodgings," because why? Jul 28, 2016
    • Jul 27, 2016 Writing advice from a toddler that authors should heed carefully Jul 27, 2016
    • Jul 26, 2016 11 Absolutely Essential Rules for Restaurateur and Waitstaff in Child-Friendly Restaurants Jul 26, 2016
    • Jul 25, 2016 This simple bit of grocery store advice will spare you a lifetime of regret. Give you back hours in your week. Bring sanity back to your everyday life. Jul 25, 2016
    • Jul 24, 2016 A Series of Special Guests #9 Jul 24, 2016
    • Jul 23, 2016 Passion Lubes makes for outstanding reading. Don't deny yourself this joy. Jul 23, 2016
    • Jul 22, 2016 I don't label people as homophobic Jul 22, 2016
    • Jul 21, 2016 A decidedly less white bubble on the other side of the aisle Jul 21, 2016
    • Jul 20, 2016 Donald Trump. I told you so. Jul 20, 2016
    • Jul 19, 2016 Paul Ryan is a boy in a white bubble Jul 19, 2016
    • Jul 18, 2016 The Ground Round still exists. Apparently for the hipster cocktail crowd. Jul 18, 2016
    • Jul 17, 2016 Unfair assumption #25: People offended by factual corrections are brittle and lame Jul 17, 2016
    • Jul 16, 2016 Too Big an Ask Jul 16, 2016
    • Jul 15, 2016 July 15, 2006 Jul 15, 2016
    • Jul 14, 2016 The UK has a new Prime Minister. Unfortunately, it still has a stupid Queen. Jul 14, 2016
    • Jul 13, 2016 Five years ago, I took the stage and told my first story. The most important thing about that night: I was afraid. Jul 13, 2016
    • Jul 12, 2016 7 much-needed rules for golf according to me (which makes them absolutely correct) Jul 12, 2016
    • Jul 11, 2016 24 life lessons for my children (and perhaps for you) Jul 11, 2016
    • Jul 10, 2016 Advice from a mentor from 21 years ago that I continues to guide my life today Jul 10, 2016
    • Jul 9, 2016 Unfair assumption #24: Your knowledge of the Supreme Court says a lot about you. Jul 9, 2016
    • Jul 8, 2016 Children sleeping in their parent's room: I had strong opinions before I had kids. The results are now in. Jul 8, 2016
    • Jul 7, 2016 My kind of princess Jul 7, 2016
    • Jul 6, 2016 Perhaps a near-death experience is a good thing. At least one therapist seems to think so. Jul 6, 2016
    • Jul 5, 2016 Don't name your child Brenden. I mean Brandon. Jul 5, 2016
    • Jul 4, 2016 Unfair assumption #23: People who water their lawns themselves are aggressively anti-efficient and supremely uninteresting Jul 4, 2016
    • Jul 3, 2016 The Portland 54: Embrace uncertainty Jul 3, 2016
    • Jul 2, 2016 This sign is decidedly less specific than it needs to be Jul 2, 2016
    • Jul 1, 2016 Resolution Update: June 2016 plus midyear assessment Jul 1, 2016
  • June 2016
    • Jun 30, 2016 Simple. Hilarious. Makes stupid people look stupid. Everything I want in a two minute video. Jun 30, 2016
    • Jun 29, 2016 This is the most inaccurate description of marriage I have ever read. I hope it does not describe your marriage. Jun 29, 2016
    • Jun 28, 2016 That ice cream shop that you think is "amazing" or the best? It's not. Jun 28, 2016
    • Jun 27, 2016 Unfair assumption #22: People who come from privilege who criticize those who don't come from privilege for their economic circumstances are stupid douchebags Jun 27, 2016
    • Jun 26, 2016 Something to make you smile Jun 26, 2016
    • Jun 25, 2016 The cough - not the sneeze - deserves the blessing. Jun 25, 2016
    • Jun 24, 2016 Paul Ryan (and the Democrats) need my help. I am waiting for their call. Jun 24, 2016
    • Jun 23, 2016 Four interesting facts about the song "Laid" that should not only be interesting to me (but probably are). Jun 23, 2016
    • Jun 21, 2016 My daughter outlines her position on the accumulation and distribution of capital in a market economy Jun 21, 2016
    • Jun 20, 2016 Four things about my children's childhood that I won't miss Jun 20, 2016
    • Jun 19, 2016 Best graduation cap ever Jun 19, 2016
    • Jun 18, 2016 So much beauty in just two minutes of video. You must see. Jun 18, 2016
    • Jun 17, 2016 "Third verse same as the first" is stupid and annoying Jun 17, 2016
    • Jun 16, 2016 The world's first decent veggie burger. Not really because it's still a veggie burger, but better. Jun 16, 2016
    • Jun 15, 2016 My son has become a non-stop death machine. Jun 15, 2016
    • Jun 14, 2016 Staging your home for sale is stupid and self-destructive. Kind of like lipstick. We must end the insanity. Jun 14, 2016
    • Jun 13, 2016 The likelihood that your gossip and behind-the-back cruelty will be exposed, expressed in percentages Jun 13, 2016
    • Jun 12, 2016 A threat of violence, some moments of real sweetness, and a serious fear of hoes. Jun 12, 2016
    • Jun 11, 2016 Sometimes I think I'm living in a movie Jun 11, 2016
    • Jun 10, 2016 13 Rules for an Effective (and Perhaps Even Inspiring) Commencement Address Jun 10, 2016
    • Jun 9, 2016 Be calm. Jun 9, 2016
    • Jun 8, 2016 Review of Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend (and my name change) Jun 8, 2016
    • Jun 7, 2016 Go to The Moth and tell a story. And not "someday." Go soon. Jun 7, 2016
    • Jun 6, 2016 I have discovered what women look for in a man Jun 6, 2016
    • Jun 5, 2016 She would not be happy on a skateboard, but these kids are. Jun 5, 2016
    • Jun 4, 2016 Perilous Pizza: The Cook's Cook June/July 2016 edition Jun 4, 2016
    • Jun 3, 2016 Dance Recitals: The Joy and the Horror Jun 3, 2016
    • Jun 3, 2016 "Just about everybody" I know is not flying on a plane this summer, and to assume otherwise might be an indication of the bubble you live inside. Jun 3, 2016
    • Jun 2, 2016 Telling tales: A profile Jun 2, 2016
    • Jun 2, 2016 Teachers must stop assigning problems to students in math class, but apparently they need to stop assigning equations, too. Jun 2, 2016
    • Jun 1, 2016 Resolution update: May 2016 Jun 1, 2016
  • May 2016
    • May 31, 2016 My first comic books. Too bad I can't show my kids. Or my students. Or anyone squeamish. May 31, 2016
    • May 30, 2016 One of the most remarkable pieces of writing in New York Times history - for reasons that will surprise you May 30, 2016
    • May 29, 2016 Bill Gates: 5 Books to Read This Summer May 29, 2016
    • May 28, 2016 Three shows that every married couple should be watching - and why this is dumb advice May 28, 2016
    • May 27, 2016 #Biblebuffet May 27, 2016
    • May 26, 2016 I hate meetings this much. May 26, 2016
    • May 25, 2016 Boy vs. Girl: Episode 28 - Going gray, the reading habits of men, and infertility May 25, 2016
    • May 25, 2016 In need of a little quiet May 25, 2016
    • May 24, 2016 Teachers: Stop assigning word problems. It's a problem. May 24, 2016
    • May 23, 2016 In favor of simplicty May 23, 2016
    • May 22, 2016 If I could travel to the past, 13 things I would do differently (without risking my current existence) May 22, 2016
    • May 21, 2016 How I don't write May 21, 2016
    • May 20, 2016 TEDxTheCountrySchool: Speak Less. Expect More. May 20, 2016
    • May 19, 2016 Cold, hard truth from a middle school boy that explains why many people want to succeed but few do. May 19, 2016
    • May 18, 2016 Gender reveals: Another example of "Not every thing needs to be a thing" May 18, 2016
    • May 17, 2016 What is the longterm impact of not having the support of parents after high school? May 17, 2016
    • May 16, 2016 Stop it, teachers: 3 things educators must stop doing now. May 16, 2016
    • May 15, 2016 Questions asked so far this morning by my children (ages 7 and 3): May 15, 2016
    • May 14, 2016 These people don't know Jesus, and Jesus doesn't give a damn about toilets May 14, 2016
    • May 13, 2016 Reach out to a teacher. We want to hear from you. May 13, 2016
    • May 12, 2016 My former students discover that their teacher is still alive (and maybe doing cool things) thanks to The Moth May 12, 2016
    • May 11, 2016 This update to "Ironic" is a beautiful thing May 11, 2016
    • May 10, 2016 This hoodie is real. You won't think so, but I promise you. This is a real thing. May 10, 2016
    • May 9, 2016 Serious question: Why isn't religious hypocrisy used more often against the opponents to same sex marriage? May 9, 2016
    • May 8, 2016 After almost getting my wife nothing on Mother's Day, it turns out that I gave her a lot. The list is extraordinary. May 8, 2016
    • May 8, 2016 Where have all the rebels gone? May 8, 2016
    • May 7, 2016 Sometimes I think I live in "Leave It To Beaver" May 7, 2016
    • May 6, 2016 Harlem Knight Fight May 6, 2016
    • May 5, 2016 Kids are great, but they ruin everything. Especially your peace of mind about the future of the planet. May 5, 2016
    • May 5, 2016 Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend is a Nutmeg nominee! May 5, 2016
    • May 5, 2016 Boy vs. Girl: Episode 26 - Boy vs. Wife and Girl vs. Husband May 5, 2016
    • May 4, 2016 The worst person in the world May 4, 2016
    • May 3, 2016 The reverse nap. The Trump nomination. Female eligibility in the military draft. People thought I was crazy all three times. Now I get to say those four glorious words. May 3, 2016
    • May 2, 2016 When kids rule the world, it will be a fantastic place. But perhaps not always professional. May 2, 2016
    • May 1, 2016 Resolution update: April 2016 May 1, 2016
  • April 2016
    • Apr 30, 2016 Owen: 2000-2016 Apr 30, 2016
    • Apr 29, 2016 A broken lawnmower, a fifth grade boy, and CragsList.com make me wonder if God is real. Apr 29, 2016
    • Apr 28, 2016 A question I don't want my wife to be asked Apr 28, 2016
    • Apr 27, 2016 Boy vs. Girl: Episode 25 - Income in Dating, Mansplaining, and Tallywackers Apr 27, 2016
    • Apr 27, 2016 Firemen became firefighters. Penmanship became handwriting. Great. But there's one gender neutral word I can't support. Apr 27, 2016
    • Apr 26, 2016 #Biblebuffet Apr 26, 2016
    • Apr 25, 2016 Every thing doesn't need to be a thing Apr 25, 2016
    • Apr 24, 2016 From the mouths of babes... Apr 24, 2016
    • Apr 23, 2016 Opposing Donald Trump while defending one or more of his positions is not doubly odd. It's called objectivity. Apr 23, 2016
    • Apr 22, 2016 Mike Pesca's favorite sentences of 2015 (and mine) Apr 22, 2016
    • Apr 21, 2016 A fashion designer who doesn't know she's a fashion designer Apr 21, 2016
    • Apr 20, 2016 "Close to the chest" or "close to the vest?" The answer annoys the hell out of me. Apr 20, 2016
    • Apr 20, 2016 Seasons: Spring 2106 Apr 20, 2016
    • Apr 19, 2016 I've never done this medically inadvisable thing that you probably do often Apr 19, 2016
    • Apr 18, 2016 Boy in blanket fort offers lesson on happiness Apr 18, 2016
    • Apr 17, 2016 An important (and painful) lesson about the people closest to me and the things I write Apr 17, 2016
    • Apr 16, 2016 An important corollary on the two greatest super powers of all time Apr 16, 2016
    • Apr 15, 2016 When I watch children's television, I ask questions about fictional funding (or the lack thereof) Apr 15, 2016
    • Apr 14, 2016 A not-so-disappointing disappointing night at The Moth Apr 14, 2016
    • Apr 13, 2016 My wife doesn't jump into the shower with me on a regular basis, but this thing about her parents is a close second. Apr 13, 2016
    • Apr 12, 2016 Why I think professional wrestling is stupid Apr 12, 2016
    • Apr 11, 2016 The two best super powers of all time (one of them is not teleportation) Apr 11, 2016
    • Apr 10, 2016 Clara on Picasso Apr 10, 2016
    • Apr 8, 2016 The Perfect Comeback of Caroline Jacobs: The paperback cover Apr 8, 2016
    • Apr 7, 2016 My son, the storyteller. I had no idea. Apr 7, 2016
    • Apr 6, 2016 Possibly the perfect outgoing voicemail message Apr 6, 2016
    • Apr 5, 2016 #Biblebuffet Apr 5, 2016
    • Apr 4, 2016 internet at last Apr 4, 2016
    • Apr 3, 2016 #Biblebuffet Apr 3, 2016
    • Apr 2, 2016 TEDxNatick: Love Life Like You Are 100 Years Old Apr 2, 2016
    • Apr 1, 2016 Resolution update: March 2016 Apr 1, 2016
  • March 2016
    • Mar 31, 2016 The secret to great storytelling: Make the big moments incredibly small. Or find your tiny moments and tell just them. Mar 31, 2016
    • Mar 30, 2016 Roman creativity when it came to punishing those who murdered their fathers astounds me. Mar 30, 2016
    • Mar 29, 2016 If you're using The Bible to support your opposition to same sex marriage and transgender restroom choice, you're simply obsessed with penises and vaginas. Mar 29, 2016
    • Mar 25, 2016 Boy vs. Girl: Episode 20A and 20B - Twenty Questions Mar 25, 2016
    • Mar 25, 2016 My children are stars in an Instagram ad. Apparently the entire world has seen it. Mar 25, 2016
    • Mar 24, 2016 The Moth brought me and my elementary school principal back together Mar 24, 2016
    • Mar 23, 2016 The best worst magic show ever Mar 23, 2016
    • Mar 22, 2016 Four rules about being precious about your stuff Mar 22, 2016
    • Mar 21, 2016 Caught in the Middle: A musical filled with stolen words, purloined ideas, and personal philosophy Mar 21, 2016
    • Mar 20, 2016 You have to admire a true artisan Mar 20, 2016
    • Mar 19, 2016 Text and photo combo of the week Mar 19, 2016
    • Mar 18, 2016 A very special chair and a recommendation to librarians everywhere Mar 18, 2016
    • Mar 17, 2016 I found someone who thinks EXACTLY like I do. Almost as if I put the words right into her heart and mind. Mar 17, 2016
    • Mar 16, 2016 A peek into a typical day of our marriage Mar 16, 2016
    • Mar 15, 2016 Boy vs. Girl: Episode 18 - Pants, Lands End, and military service Mar 15, 2016
    • Mar 15, 2016 Boy vs. Girl: Episode 19 - Wedding proposals, politics, and frats Mar 15, 2016
    • Mar 15, 2016 Clara's best bad behavior Mar 15, 2016
    • Mar 14, 2016 The worst name for a food item in all of human history Mar 14, 2016
    • Mar 13, 2016 27 Things I Wish I Had Known 10 Years Earlier Mar 13, 2016
    • Mar 12, 2016 A famous writer and I agree on the worst part of sleep Mar 12, 2016
    • Mar 11, 2016 She wrote "No." My heart soared. Mar 11, 2016
    • Mar 9, 2016 Deep, scary, philosophical Star Trek thoughts. Mar 9, 2016
    • Mar 8, 2016 Few things are as bad as we want people to think. I think. Mar 8, 2016
    • Mar 7, 2016 There was a lot wrong with the 1970's, but these two things might have made up for it. Mar 7, 2016
    • Mar 7, 2016 My son has cleverly ensured future access to my phone Mar 7, 2016
    • Mar 6, 2016 A simple geographic reminder to those overly insistent, overly-aggressive people of faith Mar 6, 2016
    • Mar 5, 2016 Listen to this. Mar 5, 2016
    • Mar 4, 2016 Charlie's all-too familiar existentialist dilemma Mar 4, 2016
    • Mar 3, 2016 FYI: "Drives me up the wall" is an idiom. Mar 3, 2016
    • Mar 3, 2016 Boy vs. Girl: Episode 17 - Sexy voice, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model, and Cuddling Mar 3, 2016
    • Mar 2, 2016 This made me a little weepy. I'm obviously broken inside. Mar 2, 2016
    • Mar 1, 2016 Resolution update: February 2016 Mar 1, 2016
  • February 2016
    • Feb 29, 2016 People I don't understand: Motionless telephone talkers Feb 29, 2016
    • Feb 28, 2016 Star Wars will have gay characters. Bigoted heads presumably explode like Alderaan. Feb 28, 2016
    • Feb 27, 2016 Caught in the Middle: Our world premier! Feb 27, 2016
    • Feb 26, 2016 A rule for lifelong happiness: Stop begrudging the good fortune of others. Feb 26, 2016
    • Feb 25, 2016 #TBT - My first! Also, I finally understand what the hashtag means. Feb 25, 2016
    • Feb 24, 2016 Hidden gems on my daughter's bookshelf and in my teaching career Feb 24, 2016
    • Feb 23, 2016 The Moth: A Strip Club of my Own Making Feb 23, 2016
    • Feb 22, 2016 Not quite immortality, but 95 is a decent start. Feb 22, 2016
    • Feb 21, 2016 This history lesson is unlike anything I've ever seen before. YOU MUST WATCH. Feb 21, 2016
    • Feb 20, 2016 Don't speak to old people like they're children or houseplants, damn it. Feb 20, 2016
    • Feb 19, 2016 My son is starting to like Star Wars. Also, he calls it Star Whores, which led me to Ken and his dad. Feb 19, 2016
    • Feb 18, 2016 How I became a storyteller (and many other things) Feb 18, 2016
    • Feb 17, 2016 Boy vs. Girl: Episode 15 - Boy bands, men's grooming, and size matters Feb 17, 2016
    • Feb 17, 2016 Thank you notes: Should you send an email or write a note? Feb 17, 2016
    • Feb 16, 2016 Let languages die. Feb 16, 2016
    • Feb 15, 2016 Little Boy Wants to Read. Badly. Feb 15, 2016
    • Feb 14, 2016 This is exactly what you need to accomplish your goals. Nothing more. Feb 14, 2016
    • Feb 13, 2016 High ranking United States generals finally agree with me on the military draft - 21 years later Feb 13, 2016
    • Feb 12, 2016 Question: Which person alive today deserves immortality for the sake of future generations? Feb 12, 2016
    • Feb 11, 2016 Boy vs. Girl: Episode 14 - Girl Scout Cookies, Valentine's Day, and Schlongs Feb 11, 2016
    • Feb 10, 2016 Jefferson Airplane, Jefferson Starship, Starship and one unbelievably bizarre video. Feb 10, 2016
    • Feb 9, 2016 The two birthday gifts you should be asking for above all others Feb 9, 2016
    • Feb 8, 2016 I was bullied by a bunch of middle-aged pencil pushers. And it hurt. Feb 8, 2016
    • Feb 8, 2016 Impressive vocabulary and outstanding musical taste Feb 8, 2016
    • Feb 7, 2016 Two Divorces Too Many: Oldie but goodie pops up in an unexpected place Feb 7, 2016
    • Feb 6, 2016 Two Divorces Too Many Feb 6, 2016
    • Feb 6, 2016 Large, lumbering, white men playing basketball. Probably poorly. Feb 6, 2016
    • Feb 5, 2016 Embrace the snow day. The future is unknown. And possibly deadly. Feb 5, 2016
    • Feb 4, 2016 A simple and perfect solution to the "10 items or less" offenders Feb 4, 2016
    • Feb 3, 2016 Boy vs. Girl: Episode 13 - Disney Princesses, Modern Day Uniforms & Tighty Whities Feb 3, 2016
    • Feb 3, 2016 Enough power? Feb 3, 2016
    • Feb 2, 2016 "An urban community" is a far cry from eating paste Feb 2, 2016
    • Feb 1, 2016 Resolution update: January 2016 Feb 1, 2016
  • January 2016
    • Jan 31, 2016 My children take selfies now, and I'm glad. Jan 31, 2016
    • Jan 30, 2016 Richard Marx is trapped in my head, and I didn't even know it. Jan 30, 2016
    • Jan 29, 2016 The Name Game Jan 29, 2016
    • Jan 28, 2016 Three Things I Eat Oddly Jan 28, 2016
    • Jan 27, 2016 Boy vs. Girl: Episode 12 - The Rachel-less Episode Jan 27, 2016
    • Jan 27, 2016 A Giants fan enacts a random and nonsensical act of football hatred upon a Patriots fan Jan 27, 2016
    • Jan 26, 2016 Heart beeps Jan 26, 2016
    • Jan 25, 2016 Clara Susan: January 26, 2009 Jan 25, 2016
    • Jan 25, 2016 Professional Best Man (and the amazing things that have happened since I first proposed this job) Jan 25, 2016
    • Jan 24, 2016 Whitesboro: You will not believe that this situation exists. Jan 24, 2016
    • Jan 23, 2016 Football hurts me. Serious injuries. Still, who wants to play tackle football with me? Jan 23, 2016
    • Jan 22, 2016 Wonder Woman's invisible jet is stupid. Jan 22, 2016
    • Jan 21, 2016 Boy vs. Girl: Episode 11 - New Year's Resolutions, Driving, and I WAS GROPED ON THE POLAR EXPRESS! Jan 21, 2016
    • Jan 21, 2016 Losing can be so entertaining when it's not you. Jan 21, 2016
    • Jan 20, 2016 A washing machine, a trampoline, a brick, and a little bit of joy Jan 20, 2016
    • Jan 19, 2016 What is sexy? (according to Jerry Seinfeld and me) Jan 19, 2016
    • Jan 18, 2016 Butchers and doctors should not look alike. Jan 18, 2016
    • Jan 17, 2016 The "I told you so" calendar. Armed and ready for 2035. I can't recommend it highly enough. Jan 17, 2016
    • Jan 16, 2016 BCE and CE Jan 16, 2016
    • Jan 15, 2016 Finalized New Year's resolutions for 2016 (including three new goals) Jan 15, 2016
    • Jan 14, 2016 Rugged good looks. Beautiful wives. No java. Jan 14, 2016
    • Jan 13, 2016 Cruelest joke of 2015 involved a beautiful new baby and Bill Cosby Jan 13, 2016
    • Jan 12, 2016 Boy vs. Girl: Episode 10 - Three Mystery Topics Jan 12, 2016
    • Jan 12, 2016 Fruit Loop freak Jan 12, 2016
    • Jan 12, 2016 The strangest thing about the octopus. Jan 12, 2016
    • Jan 11, 2016 8 things I have never done that you probably have (now with the much-requested rationales behind each) Jan 11, 2016
    • Jan 10, 2016 Six things you have probably done that I have not. Intentionally. Jan 10, 2016
    • Jan 9, 2016 It's better to love because it makes you better than other people, which is extremely satisfying. Jan 9, 2016
    • Jan 8, 2016 Jim and Pam are still together. There is hope. Jan 8, 2016
    • Jan 7, 2016 The many faces of a little reader Jan 7, 2016
    • Jan 6, 2016 If you're going to disagree with the President, try not to be illogical while doing so. Jan 6, 2016
    • Jan 5, 2016 Boy vs. Girl: Episode 9 - The girl tax, chicks and dudes, and a lady's legs Jan 5, 2016
    • Jan 5, 2016 I celebrated my Christmas in the company of strangers Jan 5, 2016
    • Jan 4, 2016 Haiku Jan 4, 2016
    • Jan 3, 2016 My daughter needs to learn about Marc Antony. And I'm not talking about the singer. Jan 3, 2016
    • Jan 2, 2016 My 13 New Year's resolutions for the NFL Jan 2, 2016
    • Jan 1, 2016 New Year's resolutions: 2016 Jan 1, 2016
  • December 2015
    • Dec 31, 2015 Resolution update: 2015 in review Dec 31, 2015
    • Dec 30, 2015 A goal for 2016: An agreement that these parents are awful, disgusting, rotten people Dec 30, 2015
    • Dec 29, 2015 The big sleep is killing me. Dec 29, 2015
    • Dec 28, 2015 My daughter was annoyed with Mrs. Claus - and let her have it. Dec 28, 2015
    • Dec 27, 2015 The Moth: Death by Bee Sting Dec 27, 2015
    • Dec 26, 2015 My 2015 Christmas haul Dec 26, 2015
    • Dec 26, 2015 Awful Jeb Bush asks supporters for $25 in exchange for leaving them the hell alone. Seriously. Dec 26, 2015
    • Dec 25, 2015 How to be uninteresting with fruits and vegetables Dec 25, 2015
    • Dec 24, 2015 Jigsaw puzzles are a terrible, rotten, no good, very bad gift. Dec 24, 2015
    • Dec 24, 2015 I have a story on The Moth Radio Hour and podcast this week! Dec 24, 2015
    • Dec 23, 2015 An essential quote for parents and teachers who are struggling with discipline Dec 23, 2015
    • Dec 23, 2015 Boy vs. Girl: Episode 7: Babysitters, chivalry and taking out the trash Dec 23, 2015
    • Dec 22, 2015 A possible cure for writer's block Dec 22, 2015
    • Dec 21, 2015 I've switched from PC to Mac. I have six complaints. Dec 21, 2015
    • Dec 20, 2015 Tableside preparation of guacamole is stupid. For many reasons. Dec 20, 2015
    • Dec 19, 2015 Connor the Unicorn is missing. It's freakin' annoying. Dec 19, 2015
    • Dec 18, 2015 Goals for 2016: Tell me what to do. Dec 18, 2015
    • Dec 17, 2015 Target Practice - Seasons: Winter 2015 Dec 17, 2015
    • Dec 17, 2015 A whiskey ad, made by two amateur filmmakers, did this to me. Dec 17, 2015
    • Dec 16, 2015 This man could have been ripped from one of my novels Dec 16, 2015
    • Dec 15, 2015 Afraid of identity theft? Here's a simple solution: Lie Dec 15, 2015
    • Dec 14, 2015 TEDx Berkshires: Homework for Life Dec 14, 2015
    • Dec 13, 2015 TEDxNatick: "Live Life Like Your 100 Year-Old Self" Dec 13, 2015
    • Dec 12, 2015 Rose City Park Church: The sign is real, and the message is fantastic, despite my suggestions for revision. Dec 12, 2015
    • Dec 11, 2015 3 verbal tics that you must stop Dec 11, 2015
    • Dec 10, 2015 For the friend who has everything, the perfect holiday gift... Dec 10, 2015
    • Dec 9, 2015 The oddities of becoming a somewhat (but not famous) public figure Dec 9, 2015
    • Dec 9, 2015 Boy Vs. Girl - Episode #5: The Military Draft, Man Vs. Wild, and Grudges Dec 9, 2015
    • Dec 8, 2015 Hire this guy. And please don't do anything like this to my Wikipedia page. Dec 8, 2015
    • Dec 7, 2015 The Patriots lost yesterday. I'm a happy Patriots fan today. You should be, too. Dec 7, 2015
    • Dec 6, 2015 The Book With No Pictures: Best testimonial for the book ever Dec 6, 2015
    • Dec 5, 2015 Change can happen. Change does happen. You probably don't believe this. So let me show you this bicycle. Dec 5, 2015
    • Dec 4, 2015 My latest appearance on Mom and Dad Are Fighting: Discussing violent tragedy with children Dec 4, 2015
    • Dec 4, 2015 Perspective Dec 4, 2015
    • Dec 3, 2015 A simple test to determine if a food is objectively tasty Dec 3, 2015
    • Dec 2, 2015 Boy Vs. Girl: Episode 4: Barbie, Heels, and Penis Doodles Dec 2, 2015
    • Dec 2, 2015 The Moth: The Great Stargazing Betrayal Dec 2, 2015
    • Dec 1, 2015 Resolution Update: November 2015 Dec 1, 2015
  • November 2015
    • Nov 30, 2015 Naked booby traps: It's apparently a thing. Sadly, my wife is not involved. Nov 30, 2015
    • Nov 29, 2015 Four pieces of perfect truth on the nature of writing and work by Dan Kennedy Nov 29, 2015
    • Nov 28, 2015 The very best way to earn a dollar Nov 28, 2015
    • Nov 27, 2015 The secret to being brave - revealed by a six year-old girl Nov 27, 2015
    • Nov 26, 2015 Today I give thanks for something intangible and improbable and incredibly powerful Nov 26, 2015
    • Nov 25, 2015 My visit to Northshire Bookstore: Cakes designed to look like books and a mysterious comment left unexplained Nov 25, 2015
    • Nov 24, 2015 A theory on the funniness of people who routinely interrupt others Nov 24, 2015
    • Nov 23, 2015 Some days are just a "pants on your head" kind of day Nov 23, 2015
    • Nov 22, 2015 How I Let Down My Forever Friend Nov 22, 2015
    • Nov 22, 2015 An excellent explanation of Syria's war Nov 22, 2015
    • Nov 21, 2015 Millennials are living at home in greater numbers than ever before. Are they just overly indulged wimps? Nov 21, 2015
    • Nov 20, 2015 Stop saying that women are beautiful. Nov 20, 2015
    • Nov 19, 2015 I have seen the devil, and he looks something like this. Nov 19, 2015
    • Nov 18, 2015 Boy vs. Girl: Episode 3 - Gender-Neutral Bathrooms, Salutations, and Bathing Suit Bottoms Nov 18, 2015
    • Nov 17, 2015 Two death bed mysteries and one piece of death bed advice Nov 17, 2015
    • Nov 16, 2015 7 more ways that saboteurs attempt to destroy workplace productivity Nov 16, 2015
    • Nov 15, 2015 Underoos: Possibly inappropriate. Mildly exploitative. Creepy, even? Nov 15, 2015
    • Nov 14, 2015 My "Diet Coke and aggressive attitude" didn't exactly match the yoga aesthetic, but I somehow managed to fit in anyway. Nov 14, 2015
    • Nov 13, 2015 If only we all had this problem... Nov 13, 2015
    • Nov 12, 2015 100 Most Evil People Ever Experiment Nov 12, 2015
    • Nov 11, 2015 The truth will set you free Nov 11, 2015
    • Nov 11, 2015 Boy vs. Girl: Episode 2 - Insult Culture, Female Sports Fans, and the Need for Snuggies Nov 11, 2015
    • Nov 10, 2015 Would it be wrong for me to encourage my students to memorize this? Nov 10, 2015
    • Nov 9, 2015 There are saboteurs in your organization, purposefully damaging productivity and morale. Here are 16 ways to spot them. Nov 9, 2015
    • Nov 8, 2015 It is strange that I love both of these things equally? Nov 8, 2015
    • Nov 7, 2015 A simple, secret strategy to handling rude people and achieving victory Nov 7, 2015
    • Nov 6, 2015 Charlie reads "I Want My Hat Back." And you will melt. Nov 6, 2015
    • Nov 5, 2015 The thing my daughter does for which I am most proud Nov 5, 2015
    • Nov 4, 2015 Boy Vs. Girl: Episode 1 of our new podcast launches today! Nov 4, 2015
    • Nov 3, 2015 The most difficult (and possibly inappropriate) question asked on book tour thus far Nov 3, 2015
    • Nov 2, 2015 A lesson on the importance of stakes in storytelling - Plus the story of the day I posed as a charity worker for nefarious reasons Nov 2, 2015
    • Nov 1, 2015 Resolution Update: October 2015 Nov 1, 2015
  • October 2015
    • Oct 31, 2015 My daughter's editorial proclivities bring me such joy for one special reason. Oct 31, 2015
    • Oct 30, 2015 This might be the worst deal in baseball history. Or at least the most ridiculous. Oct 30, 2015
    • Oct 29, 2015 Hindsight is rarely 20/20, so stop saying otherwise. Oct 29, 2015
    • Oct 28, 2015 We encourage children to seek truth and knowledge in this world except when it comes to this. Oct 28, 2015
    • Oct 27, 2015 Look what you can do with a full head of hair. Oct 27, 2015
    • Oct 26, 2015 Verbal sparring: "A bad day" is not an excuse to behave badly. Oct 26, 2015
    • Oct 25, 2015 3 petty bits of nonsense that should never bother you (unless you are equally petty) Oct 25, 2015
    • Oct 24, 2015 Music is not the most important part of my job as a wedding DJ. Oct 24, 2015
    • Oct 23, 2015 My daughter betrayed me. I'll say it doesn't hurt, but truthfully, it hurts a lot. Oct 23, 2015
    • Oct 23, 2015 Is this real? Oct 23, 2015
    • Oct 22, 2015 Little girl makes little boy's dream come true. Oct 22, 2015
    • Oct 21, 2015 The Moth: Sex and Frozen Corn Oct 21, 2015
    • Oct 20, 2015 Management: Please stop signing your signs. It looks ridiculous and serves no useful purpose. Oct 20, 2015
    • Oct 19, 2015 13 Principles of Teaching Oct 19, 2015
    • Oct 18, 2015 A man who is proving that nothing is as complicated as people think or want it to be. Oct 18, 2015
    • Oct 17, 2015 5 new rules of etiquette in the digital world Oct 17, 2015
    • Oct 16, 2015 How to graduate with an Associate's, Bachelor's and Master's degrees without ever taking the SAT or completing a college application (or paying tuition!) Oct 16, 2015
    • Oct 15, 2015 First they dance. Then they attack. Kind of viciously. Oct 15, 2015
    • Oct 14, 2015 The worst thing about parenting just got a whole lot better. Oct 14, 2015
    • Oct 13, 2015 An observation about the movie Stormpiercer that will blow your mind. Maybe. Oct 13, 2015
    • Oct 12, 2015 Celebrating Columbus Day is one of the stupidest things that Americans do. Let's replace it with this amazing Russian holiday. Oct 12, 2015
    • Oct 11, 2015 My daughter has become a same-sex marriage activist and a storytelling promoter Oct 11, 2015
    • Oct 10, 2015 The conspiracy of the uninvited, unannounced pickle must end. Oct 10, 2015
    • Oct 9, 2015 I'm doing my first full hour onstage for the Pound Ridge Storytelling Festival on Saturday night. And I'm a little nervous, which almost never happens. Here's why: Oct 9, 2015
    • Oct 9, 2015 My daughter's amazing list of proposed weekend activities Oct 9, 2015
    • Oct 8, 2015 Announcing your goals makes it less likely that you will achieve them, but what if you're not an idiot? Oct 8, 2015
    • Oct 8, 2015 Hot Buzz for Books 2015 Oct 8, 2015
    • Oct 7, 2015 This is a contract from hell. Or heaven, depending on your current disposition and predilections. Oct 7, 2015
    • Oct 6, 2015 Sometimes a student writes a sentence that I wish I had written. This is one of them. Oct 6, 2015
    • Oct 5, 2015 I hit the greatest golf shot of my life. Then a squirrel did something even more amazing. Oct 5, 2015
    • Oct 4, 2015 The Gist: My Orange Thong and Lucky Star story Oct 4, 2015
    • Oct 3, 2015 I thought I became a teacher because I love kids, but it turns out that the real reason was far more selfish and insidious Oct 3, 2015
    • Oct 2, 2015 Resolution update: September 2015 Oct 2, 2015
  • September 2015
    • Sep 30, 2015 Unfair assumption #21: John Smith is not a good name Sep 30, 2015
    • Sep 29, 2015 Rumspringa: If only every parent possessed the open mindedness of the bad ass Amish Sep 29, 2015
    • Sep 28, 2015 My unconventional advice for the expecting parent (or the less experienced parent) Sep 28, 2015
    • Sep 27, 2015 Owl hunters interrupt fiction writer's flow Sep 27, 2015
    • Sep 26, 2015 My six-year old daughter understands the nature of religious texts better than many Republican candidates Sep 26, 2015
    • Sep 25, 2015 A character from The Perfect Comeback of Caroline Jacobs comes alive. Seriously. Sep 25, 2015
    • Sep 24, 2015 Pulling loose teeth just got more profitable. And strange. Sep 24, 2015
    • Sep 23, 2015 God doesn't want you to dress up in order to worship him. In fact, he would prefer that you dress down. Sep 23, 2015
    • Sep 22, 2015 My daughter's first homework assignment: First steps on a rotten road Sep 22, 2015
    • Sep 22, 2015 I want more politicians like this. Sep 22, 2015
    • Sep 21, 2015 Recommended Reading Sep 21, 2015
    • Sep 20, 2015 Brilliant use of chalk Sep 20, 2015
    • Sep 19, 2015 This video encompasses so many of my fears for my students Sep 19, 2015
    • Sep 18, 2015 My book launch party was filled with many surprise guests and references to Dungeons & Dragons Sep 18, 2015
    • Sep 18, 2015 Unfair assumption #20: The use of absolutes in combination with the personal pronoun is an intelligence and personality indicator. Sep 18, 2015
    • Sep 16, 2015 Productivity tip: Back up your phone, damn it. Sep 16, 2015
    • Sep 15, 2015 There are three incredibly stupid things wrong with this sign. Can you spot them all? Sep 15, 2015
    • Sep 14, 2015 Smart, book person and crazed football fan does not always compute. Sep 14, 2015
    • Sep 13, 2015 Verbal Sparring: Flip and Own Sep 13, 2015
    • Sep 12, 2015 Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend: Fan art Sep 12, 2015
    • Sep 11, 2015 Can't fight logic like this. Sep 11, 2015
    • Sep 10, 2015 They may be teenage boys, but they are also a couple of pathetic cowards. Sep 10, 2015
    • Sep 9, 2015 Publicity for The Perfect Comeback of Caroline Jacobs Sep 9, 2015
    • Sep 8, 2015 The Perfect Comeback of Caroline Jacobs: Pub day has finally arrived! Sep 8, 2015
    • Sep 7, 2015 Mashable on The Moth Sep 7, 2015
    • Sep 6, 2015 The worst thing you can say to a storyteller (you passive-aggressive douchebag) Sep 6, 2015
    • Sep 5, 2015 I blame my wife. Sep 5, 2015
    • Sep 4, 2015 How to Age Gracefully Sep 4, 2015
    • Sep 3, 2015 Audio excerpt of The Perfect Comeback of Caroline Jacobs Sep 3, 2015
    • Sep 3, 2015 Booklist, Kirkus, and Library Journal review The Perfect Comeback of Caroline Jacobs Sep 3, 2015
    • Sep 2, 2015 My book launch party: Who's coming? Sep 2, 2015
    • Sep 1, 2015 I am not talented. I am only tenacious. Sep 1, 2015
  • August 2015
    • Aug 31, 2015 Resolution update: August 2015 Aug 31, 2015
    • Aug 30, 2015 My son says the funniest things. In retrospect. Aug 30, 2015
    • Aug 29, 2015 We The Stupid Aug 29, 2015
    • Aug 29, 2015 Creativity fail Aug 29, 2015
    • Aug 28, 2015 Mom and Dad Are Fighting: The Back to School Edition Aug 28, 2015
    • Aug 28, 2015 Three siblings. All hit by cars. It's weird. Right? Aug 28, 2015
    • Aug 27, 2015 How to make a reader in one easy, high effective step Aug 27, 2015
    • Aug 26, 2015 The hardest part about my visit to Brazil Aug 26, 2015
    • Aug 25, 2015 A possibly faceitious question about his penis Aug 25, 2015
    • Aug 24, 2015 Shortcomings and Flaws: 2015 Aug 24, 2015
    • Aug 23, 2015 Dirt Mountain Aug 23, 2015
    • Aug 22, 2015 When in Brazil, go see Judy. Aug 22, 2015
    • Aug 21, 2015 Observations from a week in Brazil Aug 21, 2015
    • Aug 20, 2015 "Hate is a strong word." It's also not so strong a word. So let's stop saying otherwise. Aug 20, 2015
    • Aug 19, 2015 Reading & Writing podcast interview Aug 19, 2015
    • Aug 18, 2015 Five of my more anomalous wedding anomalies (i.e. strangest clients ever) Aug 18, 2015
    • Aug 18, 2015 Slate's The Gist appearance: Where to Find the Best Stories Aug 18, 2015
    • Aug 17, 2015 Lip-syncing made hilarious Aug 17, 2015
    • Aug 17, 2015 A hidden penis is always a problem Aug 17, 2015
    • Aug 16, 2015 My former students occupy such important spaces in my life Aug 16, 2015
    • Aug 15, 2015 Brazilian exit signs are unnerving Aug 15, 2015
    • Aug 14, 2015 When you're transmitting information to an audience, be entertaining. Even if it's simply a sign. Aug 14, 2015
    • Aug 13, 2015 The plague of the mason jar: Let us pray that it has reached its peak. Aug 13, 2015
    • Aug 12, 2015 How the brain got its name Aug 12, 2015
    • Aug 11, 2015 When it comes to Brazil, I am basically an infant. Aug 11, 2015
    • Aug 11, 2015 Best worst best interview ever Aug 11, 2015
    • Aug 10, 2015 Don't don't judge me. Aug 10, 2015
    • Aug 9, 2015 A terrible break in routine Aug 9, 2015
    • Aug 8, 2015 Whale watch was both perfect and perfectly disgusting. Aug 8, 2015
    • Aug 7, 2015 Can someone please explain these bumper stickers to me? Aug 7, 2015
    • Aug 6, 2015 Our babysitter is making me look like a bad parent Aug 6, 2015
    • Aug 6, 2015 Worst TEDx luck ever Aug 6, 2015
    • Aug 5, 2015 Productivity tip: 14 Reasons Why People Cannot or Will Not Delegate Responsibilities Aug 5, 2015
    • Aug 4, 2015 The three most confident words in the English language Aug 4, 2015
    • Aug 3, 2015 Single use restrooms in all public venues must be made unisex because not doing so is stupid. Aug 3, 2015
    • Aug 2, 2015 ESPN's Jason Whitlock asked a bunch of stupid questions about Robert Kraft, so I answered them. It's a good strategy when faced with dumb, rhetorical questions. Aug 2, 2015
    • Aug 1, 2015 Resolution update: July 2015 Aug 1, 2015
  • July 2015
    • Jul 31, 2015 One of the most horrifying and disgusting things that has ever happened to me couldn't spoil my day Jul 31, 2015
    • Jul 30, 2015 Sequel protection service: Alias Jul 30, 2015
    • Jul 29, 2015 How to annoy a child Jul 29, 2015
    • Jul 28, 2015 Even I was silenced by this horrific scene of sexism and misplaced cold drink cups Jul 28, 2015
    • Jul 27, 2015 “If you’re going to have a difficult life, it might as well be childhood, since it’s so short” might be the dumbest thing ever said. Jul 27, 2015
    • Jul 26, 2015 My daughter manages money better than most Americans. And unlike me, her savings weren't eaten by a dog named after a video game. Jul 26, 2015
    • Jul 25, 2015 I hate this kid. Jul 25, 2015
    • Jul 24, 2015 This phone call apparently went well. Jul 24, 2015
    • Jul 24, 2015 Half years are stupid. Jul 24, 2015
    • Jul 23, 2015 Clara's Mid-Summer Bucket List Jul 23, 2015
    • Jul 22, 2015 Are you faithful to your spouse? It's less common than you might think. Jul 22, 2015
    • Jul 21, 2015 A simple solution for Scott Walker's uncertainty Jul 21, 2015
    • Jul 20, 2015 The best marital advice you'll ever receive (and some thoughts on same sex marriage, too) Jul 20, 2015
    • Jul 19, 2015 Brace yourself for the cutest thing EVER (not one bit of hyperbole) Jul 19, 2015
    • Jul 18, 2015 Dentists need to tell stories, or they will end up with people like me in their chairs. Jul 18, 2015
    • Jul 17, 2015 The next time you see or hear a story about the British royalty, I suggest this response: Jul 17, 2015
    • Jul 16, 2015 First review of The Perfect Comeback of Caroline Jacobs arrives! Jul 16, 2015
    • Jul 16, 2015 Don Featherstone was an interesting man for at least two reasons. Also, the mysteries of 57 and matchy-matchy remain unsolved, and it's really bothering me. Jul 16, 2015
    • Jul 15, 2015 A brilliant app idea that I'm giving away for free. Take it. Make it. I'll be your first customer. Jul 15, 2015
    • Jul 14, 2015 If I ruled the world, here are 11 laws that I would immediately enact. Jul 14, 2015
    • Jul 13, 2015 THE GREATEST APP RECOMMENDATION OF ALL TIME: Wakie Jul 13, 2015
    • Jul 12, 2015 Some fun facts are just facts Jul 12, 2015
    • Jul 11, 2015 There are so many things wrong with this sign. Jul 11, 2015
    • Jul 10, 2015 Naked clog fighting. Let me say that again: NAKED CLOG FIGHTING. Jul 10, 2015
    • Jul 10, 2015 A restroom puzzle: How exactly is this configuration of toilets supposed to work? Jul 10, 2015
    • Jul 9, 2015 Watching "Jaws" while floating in a murky pond at night helps explain why storytelling continues to gain in popularity Jul 9, 2015
    • Jul 8, 2015 Why I choose to write in McDonald's Jul 8, 2015
    • Jul 7, 2015 Sticks & Stones made it to the stage! I could not have done it alone. Jul 7, 2015
    • Jul 6, 2015 Five important questions to ask about a religion before joining (or choosing to remain a member) Jul 6, 2015
    • Jul 5, 2015 Would you share your toothbrush with a loved one? Or anyone? Jul 5, 2015
    • Jul 4, 2015 Tennis balls are almost entirely flattened when struck by a racquet Jul 4, 2015
    • Jul 3, 2015 This thing exists. Jul 3, 2015
    • Jul 3, 2015 6 thoughts about this crazy-ass video from CatholicVote.org Jul 3, 2015
    • Jul 2, 2015 The Moth makes it into the pages of Newsweek, and I play a teeny tiny role. Jul 2, 2015
    • Jul 2, 2015 Republicans run the risk of becoming the latest version of George Wallace Jul 2, 2015
    • Jul 1, 2015 I hate broccoli and kale and cabbage, and the reason is science. Maybe. Jul 1, 2015
  • June 2015
    • Jun 30, 2015 If you want us to be quiet, please ask quietly. Jun 30, 2015
    • Jun 30, 2015 Resolution update June 2015 Jun 30, 2015
    • Jun 29, 2015 "Bigot" is a strong word to label a person opposed to same sex marriage. Is it the correct word? Jun 29, 2015
    • Jun 28, 2015 The truth behind Gilligan's Island is AMAZING. Jun 28, 2015
    • Jun 27, 2015 Apple's desire to eliminate as many ports as possible on their laptops may be aesthetically pleasing, but it's also a pain in the ass. Jun 27, 2015
    • Jun 27, 2015 Bad week for bigots. Good week for progressives. Conservatives? It depends. Jun 27, 2015
    • Jun 26, 2015 I scheduled my book launch party on Rosh Hashanah for one very good reason. Jun 26, 2015
    • Jun 25, 2015 If I can't have actual immortality, this would be an acceptable alternative: Jun 25, 2015
    • Jun 24, 2015 I expected to annoy a lot of readers, but I wrote it anyway. Jun 24, 2015
    • Jun 23, 2015 Best compliments of my life, including an addition to the list. You, too, should keep a list. Jun 23, 2015
    • Jun 23, 2015 This kid might be too relaxed. Jun 23, 2015
    • Jun 22, 2015 Creativity is collaboration. As a storyteller, I stand on the shoulders of real life storytelling ninjas. Jun 22, 2015
    • Jun 21, 2015 I taught my son to pee on a tree. Is this normal? Jun 21, 2015
    • Jun 21, 2015 Super model in training Jun 21, 2015
    • Jun 20, 2015 First and last day of kindergarten Jun 20, 2015
    • Jun 20, 2015 Instead of spending money in an unsafe, unfair Why not just manicure and pedicure each other? Jun 20, 2015
    • Jun 19, 2015 Immaturity: A teacher's greatest weapon (according to at least one student) Jun 19, 2015
    • Jun 18, 2015 Stop saying that girls are sporty, girls. Jun 18, 2015
    • Jun 17, 2015 The next time it rains, don't complain. Do this. Jun 17, 2015
    • Jun 16, 2015 Always calling for Mommy, even though she has ignored him almost every time Jun 16, 2015
    • Jun 15, 2015 We don't roll down our car windows anymore. What the hell are my children going to do? Jun 15, 2015
    • Jun 14, 2015 My son has no faith in me. Jun 14, 2015
    • Jun 14, 2015 I'm willing to reboot Lost, absent the stupid parts. Jun 14, 2015
    • Jun 13, 2015 No TV since 1990 is no loss Jun 13, 2015
    • Jun 12, 2015 Starbucks: Hate the product. Love the company. Jun 12, 2015
    • Jun 11, 2015 Innocent enough to believe in "leap-whale" Jun 11, 2015
    • Jun 11, 2015 Dear real estate agents: They're just houses. Jun 11, 2015
    • Jun 10, 2015 Sometimes the removal of a single piece can change everything Jun 10, 2015
    • Jun 9, 2015 The perfect in-law apartment. Or spare room. Or home for your millennial who flunked out of college or can't find a job "in his field." Jun 9, 2015
    • Jun 9, 2015 This movie looks great, but I'm sure the book was better Jun 9, 2015
    • Jun 8, 2015 Finding common ground with a reasonable, albeit bigoted, pastor Jun 8, 2015
    • Jun 7, 2015 This makes no sense to me. You? Jun 7, 2015
    • Jun 6, 2015 Goodnight Moon: Supporting drug use and attempted kidnapping Jun 6, 2015
    • Jun 6, 2015 The Connecticut Forum: Backstage with the Creators of Serial Jun 6, 2015
    • Jun 5, 2015 I was hoping for funny and embarrassing. Instead, I got one of the most amazing videos I have ever seen. Jun 5, 2015
    • Jun 4, 2015 The dark, incestuous side of The Brady Bunch, including dog collars and nails Jun 4, 2015
    • Jun 4, 2015 Possible (and recommended) bookshelf goal Jun 4, 2015
    • Jun 3, 2015 12 Popular Things That I've Never Done Jun 3, 2015
    • Jun 2, 2015 Is it really so hard to imagine Jesus supporting same sex marriage? Jun 2, 2015
    • Jun 1, 2015 Resolution update: May 2015 Jun 1, 2015
  • May 2015
    • May 31, 2015 The Nazis were evil, but this Disney film is insane May 31, 2015
    • May 30, 2015 Ask a Teacher: Do You Teach to the Test? May 30, 2015
    • May 30, 2015 I weep for this woman. Her husband is so sweet. And also a monster. May 30, 2015
    • May 29, 2015 Bad decision by this teacher, but not for the reasons you might suspect. May 29, 2015
    • May 28, 2015 The world lost an elementary school custodian yesterday, and a better man than most. May 28, 2015
    • May 27, 2015 Want to be funny? Want to make people laugh? Tell a story. In the right sort of venue. With the right number of people. May 27, 2015
    • May 26, 2015 My position on gossip is potentially divisive and possibly offensive, except that I guess it's not. Huzzah! May 26, 2015
    • May 25, 2015 My minimalist hero and my possible desire to radically reduce my wardrobe May 25, 2015
    • May 24, 2015 Listen to me talk about storytelling and teaching instead of reading my words May 24, 2015
    • May 23, 2015 I wore jeans to a $25,000 a table gala and something surprising happened, as it often does when I am under-dressed. May 23, 2015
    • May 22, 2015 Wine snobbery debunked. May 22, 2015
    • May 21, 2015 My son is an overnight bully. Also, he apparently has superhuman strength. May 21, 2015
    • May 20, 2015 I would make the same face if forced to eat avocados May 20, 2015
    • May 19, 2015 Why was this second grader drinking a beer, and why did I allow it? May 19, 2015
    • May 18, 2015 5 Quick Productivity Tips May 18, 2015
    • May 17, 2015 A dance recital freak show, including marital discord, a gangrene foot, and a woman mistaking a children's dance recital for a dance party May 17, 2015
    • May 16, 2015 Angry Bear Versus Little Girl: A Haiku May 16, 2015
    • May 15, 2015 My daughter got in trouble at school, and I'm so glad. May 15, 2015
    • May 14, 2015 Sequel Protection Service: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom May 14, 2015
    • May 13, 2015 No photo like this exists of my sister and me. May 13, 2015
    • May 12, 2015 The question most frequently asked of me while I sign my name May 12, 2015
    • May 11, 2015 A signed copy of Shakespeare's King Lear May 11, 2015
    • May 10, 2015 If you have issues with Mother's Day, for whatever reason, please consider these two words or these six words. May 10, 2015
    • May 9, 2015 I wonder if Beyonce started this way? May 9, 2015
    • May 8, 2015 I have discovered the secret to a happy marriage. Seriously. May 8, 2015
    • May 8, 2015 The joyous and much anticipated arrival of the garbage truck May 8, 2015
    • May 7, 2015 "I have no gay friends," is perhaps an indicator of one of three things: May 7, 2015
    • May 6, 2015 At last! My chance to take the stage with a professional Shakespearean company in a performance of Hamlet. May 6, 2015
    • May 6, 2015 Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend fans: Look what Mrs. Gosk gave me! May 6, 2015
    • May 5, 2015 Not the expression I want to see when someone is looking at my penis. May 5, 2015
    • May 4, 2015 My inlaws introduced me to a new concept: Combination babysitting and home improvement services May 4, 2015
    • May 3, 2015 Booktopia: The Final Chapter, and the mess that is me. May 3, 2015
    • May 3, 2015 The most impressive thing my daughter has ever done May 3, 2015
    • May 2, 2015 I won a Moth StorySLAM and made history. May 2, 2015
    • May 2, 2015 Bio-breaks must stop now. May 2, 2015
    • May 1, 2015 This still exists, and it's so stupid. May 1, 2015
    • May 1, 2015 Resolution update: April 2015 May 1, 2015
  • April 2015
    • Apr 30, 2015 The right way for kids to do iPad Apr 30, 2015
    • Apr 30, 2015 I was spoiled by sandwich meat. Apr 30, 2015
    • Apr 29, 2015 Off the blog reading: Father's Day Crushes Mother's Day and Re-Imagining the Author Talk in 3 Parts Apr 29, 2015
    • Apr 29, 2015 Was 1991 as oddly pink and patriotic as this Sizzler video implies? Apr 29, 2015
    • Apr 28, 2015 My son is being abused by his sister and he doesn't even know it. Apr 28, 2015
    • Apr 28, 2015 Presidential Job Application Question #7 (with my answer): Tell us a joke. Apr 28, 2015
    • Apr 27, 2015 Presidential Job Application Question #6 (with my answer): What historical presidential moment tells us the most about your vision of the office? Apr 27, 2015
    • Apr 27, 2015 My daughter's position on makeup makes a hell of a lot of sense Apr 27, 2015
    • Apr 26, 2015 Do you know how to play Sandwich Man? Apr 26, 2015
    • Apr 26, 2015 Presidential Job Application Question #5 (with my answer): What experience have you had that will serve you well as president? Apr 26, 2015
    • Apr 25, 2015 Presidential Job Application Question #4 (with my answers): What’s your greatest governing triumph? Apr 25, 2015
    • Apr 24, 2015 Presidential Job Application Question #3 (with my answers): What’s your greatest political triumph? Apr 24, 2015
    • Apr 23, 2015 Presidential Job Application: Question #2 (with my answer): What's the biggest personal crisis you’ve faced and how did you handle it? Apr 23, 2015
    • Apr 22, 2015 The Perfect Comeback of Caroline Jacobs: An expletive-laced mention in Library Journal Apr 22, 2015
    • Apr 22, 2015 Presidential Job Application Question #1 (with my answer): What’s the biggest crisis you’ve faced in your professional life and how did you handle it? Apr 22, 2015
    • Apr 21, 2015 Thought he was sick. Turns out he only wanted some attention. Apr 21, 2015
    • Apr 21, 2015 Marco Rubio: You can't claim to be young when your ideas are as old as dirt. Apr 21, 2015
    • Apr 20, 2015 What do tanning beds, mustard gas, and arsenic have in common? Apr 20, 2015
    • Apr 20, 2015 This was not a temper tantrum. This was Britt McHenry being Britt McHenry. Apr 20, 2015
    • Apr 19, 2015 Annoyingly cool Apr 19, 2015
    • Apr 18, 2015 This woman wears the same thing to work everyday. You should be as impressed with her as I am. Apr 18, 2015
    • Apr 18, 2015 This is why spell-check is my hero. Apr 18, 2015
    • Apr 17, 2015 Nice is anything but nice Apr 17, 2015
    • Apr 16, 2015 I think there might be something wrong with my daughter. Apr 16, 2015
    • Apr 15, 2015 My Professional Best Man career is officially launched Apr 15, 2015
    • Apr 14, 2015 Stealing Daddy's headphones Apr 14, 2015
    • Apr 14, 2015 3 Reasons Why You Should Never Send a Kid to a Dictionary to Look Up the Spelling of a Word Apr 14, 2015
    • Apr 12, 2015 Wedding advice: No impromptu toasts. Apr 12, 2015
    • Apr 12, 2015 Potty training in the modern world Apr 12, 2015
    • Apr 11, 2015 Dear Adam Cloud: “Yard Goats” is the definition of unique. Also, your argument that the name is offensive is absurd. Apr 11, 2015
    • Apr 10, 2015 A note to my children regarding the shame and embarrassment of 2015 Apr 10, 2015
    • Apr 9, 2015 Look! I Found the cutest thing that has ever existed on the planet! Apr 9, 2015
    • Apr 9, 2015 31 lessons I teach my students that aren’t in the curriculum Apr 9, 2015
    • Apr 8, 2015 Three sentences that everyone should say more often Apr 8, 2015
    • Apr 8, 2015 I like standing on walls and big rocks, too. Apr 8, 2015
    • Apr 7, 2015 “Spring is here!” roars these tiny, purple flowers. Apr 7, 2015
    • Apr 7, 2015 I want to be Jimmy Fallon Apr 7, 2015
    • Apr 6, 2015 Changes to this website and blog are coming. Thoughts? Apr 6, 2015
    • Apr 6, 2015 Legitimate complaints about the toilet Apr 6, 2015
    • Apr 5, 2015 11 thoughts on yesterday’s TEDxBU event, including observations from the restrooms and my advice for future TED speakers. Apr 5, 2015
    • Apr 5, 2015 Future CTfastrak spokespersons Apr 5, 2015
    • Apr 4, 2015 It’s a shame when people pose as Christians and give Jesus a bad name. Apr 4, 2015
    • Apr 3, 2015 One is the loneliest number, even if you’re an American Girl doll. Apr 3, 2015
    • Apr 2, 2015 Ladies: Leave my choice of winter clothing alone. I’M FINE. Apr 2, 2015
    • Apr 1, 2015 Little routines by little people that mean so much to me for reasons I can’t explain. Apr 1, 2015
    • Apr 1, 2015 Resolution update: March 2015 Apr 1, 2015
  • March 2015
    • Mar 31, 2015 If the teacher tells you that your child is not gifted, it’s more likely that it’s the teacher who is not gifted. Mar 31, 2015
    • Mar 29, 2015 Students were required to listen to Ted Cruz - under threat of fines - which seems just plain mean. Also agonizing. Mar 29, 2015
    • Mar 29, 2015 14 Things That Annoy Me (and probably you) Mar 29, 2015
    • Mar 28, 2015 The two reasons that people like foods that they initially despise are exactly the two reasons that I still don’t like those foods. Mar 28, 2015
    • Mar 27, 2015 I want this life. Mar 27, 2015
    • Mar 26, 2015 The author Julian Barnes would kill me, and defacing books is a terrible thing, but don’t you think this is also an AMAZING idea? Mar 26, 2015
    • Mar 26, 2015 My son’s excitement over a recent visit to the mall is slightly disconcerting Mar 26, 2015
    • Mar 25, 2015 Teachers of writing at any level: Read this immediately. Nothing is more important. Mar 25, 2015
    • Mar 24, 2015 I don’t know Kathleen Hampton, but based upon her lawsuit, I suspect that ‘entitled and insufferable” are likely descriptors. Mar 24, 2015
    • Mar 22, 2015 Is Ted Cruz really this stupid or is he simply pandering to idiots? Mar 22, 2015
    • Mar 22, 2015 Everyone deserves to have fans. Mar 22, 2015
    • Mar 22, 2015 The consistently late are the scum of the Earth. Here’s a simple strategy to avoid being late in the future. Mar 22, 2015
    • Mar 22, 2015 This is what happens after you behave well during your doctor’s appointment Mar 22, 2015
    • Mar 21, 2015 The Joyful and Effective Use of Condoms in the Latter Years of Life: My latest workshop Mar 21, 2015
    • Mar 20, 2015 A brilliant way to turn incessant texting into something splendid and amusing Mar 20, 2015
    • Mar 19, 2015 Today I feel like a real author – which doesn’t happen often – and not for any reason that you might imagine. Mar 19, 2015
    • Mar 18, 2015 This is the real reason you go shopping before a snowstorm Mar 18, 2015
    • Mar 17, 2015 Malcolm Gladwell on shorter attention spans, inherent unfairness, and the selfie. Mar 17, 2015
    • Mar 16, 2015 The single greatest death bed regret of Generation X (and maybe beyond) will be this: Mar 16, 2015
    • Mar 15, 2015 I didn’t respond to a stranger’s unsolicited manuscript for 48 hours, so his angry response was probably justified. Right? Mar 15, 2015
    • Mar 14, 2015 Sequel Protection Service: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (The Millennium) series Mar 14, 2015
    • Mar 13, 2015 A student wrote something that made me cry while reading it aloud. And thanks to the rules of my “Make your teacher cry” contest, my tears were caught on video. Mar 13, 2015
    • Mar 12, 2015 Outdoors at last! Mar 12, 2015
    • Mar 11, 2015 23 jobs I seriously considered at one point in my life (and still do with a few exceptions) Mar 11, 2015
    • Mar 10, 2015 Why do I blog? Because it’s nearly led to national television, and it still might. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Mar 10, 2015
    • Mar 9, 2015 12 Things Teachers Wish They Could Say to Parents Mar 9, 2015
    • Mar 8, 2015 One of those moments when I’m happy that I’m over 40 years old. Mar 8, 2015
    • Mar 8, 2015 50 Healthiest Foods of All Time: A large percentage are a mystery to me. Mar 8, 2015
    • Mar 7, 2015 19 things I heart right now Mar 7, 2015
    • Mar 6, 2015 A replica guillotine in the middle of a children’s museum? Mar 6, 2015
    • Mar 5, 2015 COVER REVEAL: The Perfect Comeback of Caroline Jacobs Mar 5, 2015
    • Mar 5, 2015 I am so proud and excited about the world in which my children are growing up. Mar 5, 2015
    • Mar 4, 2015 Curt Shilling is wrong about evolution, but his response to Internet trolls was commendable and enough to make this Yankees fan cheer. Mar 4, 2015
    • Mar 3, 2015 Nine rules for making you more efficient with email and less of a jerk face Mar 3, 2015
    • Mar 2, 2015 Less lecture. More learning. Mar 2, 2015
    • Mar 2, 2015 Mike Huckabee is a bigot still living in 1996 Mar 2, 2015
    • Mar 1, 2015 The McRib is super healthy and nothing like a yoga mat Mar 1, 2015
  • February 2015
    • Feb 28, 2015 Resolution update: February Feb 28, 2015
    • Feb 28, 2015 Cat Heaven snuck up on me and made me cry. Feb 28, 2015
    • Feb 27, 2015 I’ve found the next, great cereal spokesperson Feb 27, 2015
    • Feb 27, 2015 One of these words is not like the others Feb 27, 2015
    • Feb 26, 2015 Friendship Application 3.0 Feb 26, 2015
    • Feb 25, 2015 I won’t be reading my novel to my children. For a damn good reason. Feb 25, 2015
    • Feb 24, 2015 I have illogical affection for this. Feb 24, 2015
    • Feb 24, 2015 5 questions about the third line of James Taylor “Fire and Rain,” which will likely plague me until the end of days. Feb 24, 2015
    • Feb 23, 2015 Four things to consider before dating a coworker: An office romance with my future wife. Feb 23, 2015
    • Feb 23, 2015 Emergency and Evacuation Plan maps should not be designed to produce panic Feb 23, 2015
    • Feb 22, 2015 You’re allowed to sound this bad when you’re this cute. Feb 22, 2015
    • Feb 21, 2015 If you want to deny homosexuals the same rights as heterosexuals, you are evil. Feb 21, 2015
    • Feb 20, 2015 Just when you think that the boy is being dragged around by the girl, he asks the question that breaks my heart. Feb 20, 2015
    • Feb 20, 2015 Stephen Fry explains what he would say if he was “confronted by God” and nearly knocks the interviewer out of his seat. Feb 20, 2015
    • Feb 19, 2015 This is not a telephone, so how does my son know that this was once a telephone? Feb 19, 2015
    • Feb 18, 2015 It’s easy to criticize what people do. It’s often what people don’t do that matters more, yet these inactions are often ignored. So leave me alone, you inactive, moronic toadstools. Feb 18, 2015
    • Feb 17, 2015 13 thoughts upon seeing my son trying to be cooler than me. Feb 17, 2015
    • Feb 15, 2015 My daughter wished me luck before my most recent Moth GrandSLAM performance then promptly retracted it. Feb 15, 2015
    • Feb 15, 2015 The fallacy of private criticism and the mistake teachers often make when assigning consequences Feb 15, 2015
    • Feb 14, 2015 Novelist Jose Saramago quit writing in 1953. Part of me wants to reach back in time and hug him. The other part wants to smack him. Feb 14, 2015
    • Feb 13, 2015 The blend of happiness and sadness, pride and envy of the working day is easy on some days. Impossibly hard on others. Also, my son needs to get himself a job. Feb 13, 2015
    • Feb 13, 2015 It took this couple 8 years to say “I love you” to each other. It took my wife slightly less time to say it to me. Feb 13, 2015
    • Feb 12, 2015 In the unlikely event that my books, films, and musicals don’t make me a wealthy man, I have a back-up plan more than 350 people strong. Feb 12, 2015
    • Feb 11, 2015 There is no female counterpart to the word “guys,” and that is a tragedy. Feb 11, 2015
    • Feb 11, 2015 In the words of Budo… Feb 11, 2015
    • Feb 10, 2015 Best compliment of my life Feb 10, 2015
    • Feb 9, 2015 Clara’s sixth birthday. Make it stop. Feb 9, 2015
    • Feb 9, 2015 Death bed regrets revisited: 2015 Feb 9, 2015
    • Feb 8, 2015 Poetry memorization need not be boring or a waste of time. I have used it to make a woman swoon (possibly) and enact one of my greatest pranks of all time against a fellow teacher. Feb 8, 2015
    • Feb 8, 2015 Not nearly the late bloomer that his Daddy was Feb 8, 2015
    • Feb 7, 2015 The moment for which every author longs, experienced by my wife. Feb 7, 2015
    • Feb 7, 2015 Sleeping with goats on The Gist Feb 7, 2015
    • Feb 6, 2015 What’s the word for this feeling? Feb 6, 2015
    • Feb 5, 2015 My daughter is failing to follow in her father’s footsteps, and I am both thrilled and mystified. Feb 5, 2015
    • Feb 4, 2015 The tragedy of the philtrum: Join me in elevating it to its proper status in the American lexicon. Feb 4, 2015
    • Feb 3, 2015 Business Insider lists 9 unfair advantages that help people get ahead. I’ve benefited from 5. Physical attractiveness is not one of them. Feb 3, 2015
    • Feb 2, 2015 My wife’s text message in the closing seconds of the Super Bowl said it all. Feb 2, 2015
  • January 2015
    • Jan 31, 2015 One of the best nights of my life Jan 31, 2015
    • Jan 31, 2015 How to come off as an insecure douchebag Jan 31, 2015
    • Jan 31, 2015 Ugly people unite! Sometimes beauty can only be found in numbers. Jan 31, 2015
    • Jan 30, 2015 It’s your booger. Jan 30, 2015
    • Jan 30, 2015 Resolution update: January 2015 Jan 30, 2015
    • Jan 29, 2015 Speak Up is two years old! It began with a snow day and a simple question to my wife. Jan 29, 2015
    • Jan 28, 2015 Elsa just wants to blow me. Jan 28, 2015
    • Jan 27, 2015 Wanted: Photographs of sofas and slippers and well appointed thermostats. Please? Jan 27, 2015
    • Jan 27, 2015 This guy is too damn young to be teaching. Jan 27, 2015
    • Jan 26, 2015 Two important things to remember as the Blizzard of 2015 approaches Jan 26, 2015
    • Jan 26, 2015 30 lessons learned from six years of parenting Jan 26, 2015
    • Jan 26, 2015 Storytelling on The Gist Jan 26, 2015
    • Jan 25, 2015 Slate might actually be stealing my ideas. Not really, but you have to admit that it’s getting a little suspicious. Jan 25, 2015
    • Jan 24, 2015 The mindset of the person who affixes those stick figure family decals to the rear window of their car mystifies me. Jan 24, 2015
    • Jan 24, 2015 Love my readers Jan 24, 2015
    • Jan 23, 2015 My aunts and uncles were once young and strong and infinite. This is how I try to remember them even when the shadows of my ongoing existential crisis creep in. Jan 23, 2015
    • Jan 22, 2015 This is how I survive meetings. Jan 22, 2015
    • Jan 21, 2015 My friends are incredibly odd. Complete outliers. I couldn’t be more happy. Jan 21, 2015
    • Jan 20, 2015 How I teach storytelling Jan 20, 2015
    • Jan 20, 2015 I think my wife married me to compensate for her lack of a sense of direction. Jan 20, 2015
    • Jan 19, 2015 The best moment that I have ever spent at a football game. Maybe one of the best moments of my life. And it happened during a timeout. Jan 19, 2015
    • Jan 18, 2015 When do you allow your child to quit an activity? Also, entering into contractual agreements with your child is insane. Jan 18, 2015
    • Jan 18, 2015 A new definition for enthusiasm Jan 18, 2015
    • Jan 17, 2015 So much wrong with this photograph Jan 17, 2015
    • Jan 16, 2015 A perfect combination of glitter, revenge, and the US Postal Service: My kind of company Jan 16, 2015
    • Jan 15, 2015 Productivity tip #14: Start your day ahead of everyone else. Jan 15, 2015
    • Jan 15, 2015 Mystery behind this photograph solved, though the solution was fairly obvious. Jan 15, 2015
    • Jan 14, 2015 The Kindle’s beta version, perhaps? Jan 14, 2015
    • Jan 13, 2015 There’s nothing better than a little fire in your belly to keep you moving forward. Find something to hate. Jan 13, 2015
    • Jan 13, 2015 Insult advertising is the best Jan 13, 2015
    • Jan 12, 2015 Your future self wants you to be daring and adventurous. Don’t let the current version of yourself screw things up because it’s cold. Jan 12, 2015
    • Jan 12, 2015 My Story of the Day exercise will change your life. I promise. And you'll find a bunch of stories in the process. Jan 12, 2015
    • Jan 11, 2015 Productivity tip #13: Own one belt. Jan 11, 2015
    • Jan 10, 2015 Someone at Slate magazine has been reading my blog and stealing my brilliant ideas. Seriously. Sort of. Jan 10, 2015
    • Jan 10, 2015 My students chose mustard covered bees. Jan 10, 2015
    • Jan 9, 2015 Verbal sparring 101: Comparing apples and oranges makes a whole lot of sense. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Jan 9, 2015
    • Jan 8, 2015 Taylor Swift teaches a valuable lesson to all content creators. Jan 8, 2015
    • Jan 7, 2015 The prize for my latest writing contest is the threat of tears and possible humiliation. No wonder my students are writing up a storm. Jan 7, 2015
    • Jan 6, 2015 The Professional Best Man: A bride’s best friend, too. Jan 6, 2015
    • Jan 5, 2015 Stupid people think they’re smart, and smart people think they’re not. Most important: They can’t help it. This explains everything. Jan 5, 2015
    • Jan 4, 2015 Productivity tip #12: Embrace the imperfect. Jan 4, 2015
    • Jan 3, 2015 The Play-Doh sex toy was a mistake, but making a big deal out of it is much worse. Jan 3, 2015
    • Jan 1, 2015 A New Year’s resolution for all experienced parents: Silence the small, sad and stupid. Allow expecting parents to be expectant. Jan 1, 2015
    • Jan 1, 2015 New Years resolutions: 2015 Jan 1, 2015
  • December 2014
    • Dec 31, 2014 Resolution update: 2014 in review Dec 31, 2014
    • Dec 31, 2014 My highly improbable weekend Dec 31, 2014
    • Dec 30, 2014 I want to be overpaid. Dec 30, 2014
    • Dec 30, 2014 Best Christmas gift ever. Someone strongly hint about this to my kids when they are old enough to understand. Dec 30, 2014
    • Dec 29, 2014 Useless skills: Speaking and listening simultaneously Dec 29, 2014
    • Dec 28, 2014 How did television meteorologists become household names, and why can’t I name a single one of these guys? Dec 28, 2014
    • Dec 27, 2014 New Year’s resolutions work. Goal setting can change your life. Maybe not for losers, but you are not a loser. Don’t let the pundits tell you otherwise. Dec 27, 2014
    • Dec 26, 2014 My 2014 Christmas haul Dec 26, 2014
    • Dec 26, 2014 The cat peed and pooped and vomited on our Christmas preparations, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. Dec 26, 2014
    • Dec 25, 2014 My daughter’s grandmother is sadly more Susan than grandmother Dec 25, 2014
    • Dec 24, 2014 Storyteller Interruptus Dec 24, 2014
    • Dec 23, 2014 Turns out that I’m quite the catch Dec 23, 2014
    • Dec 22, 2014 Another reason why I want a time machine Dec 22, 2014
    • Dec 22, 2014 If Newington, Connecticut ever wants a new slogan, it has many options, including a serial killer and a lot of coffee. Dec 22, 2014
    • Dec 21, 2014 “I checked his tushy and there was no poop anywhere.” Dec 21, 2014
    • Dec 21, 2014 Why it’s glorious to be a Patriots fan Dec 21, 2014
    • Dec 20, 2014 Seasons Magazine: My latest column on how real men don’t use snow blowers Dec 20, 2014
    • Dec 20, 2014 The girl rejected her mother’s culinary advances, but the boy could not resist Dec 20, 2014
    • Dec 19, 2014 Everyone is completely overwhelmed, except I kind of think that they aren’t and should reconsider their position. Dec 19, 2014
    • Dec 19, 2014 I guess I really, really, really love my wife. Dec 19, 2014
    • Dec 18, 2014 Santa Claus spent the day at an abomination of a grocery store, and he was BRILLIANT. Dec 18, 2014
    • Dec 17, 2014 Michael Lewis wants women to rule Wall Street. I would like to take his thesis about a million steps further. Dec 17, 2014
    • Dec 17, 2014 Another demanded apology that will likely go unanswered and is pathetic and stupid either way. Dec 17, 2014
    • Dec 16, 2014 Just when I start to become a cynical, entitled, unappreciative jerk face, Jenny Slate comes along and sets me straight. Dec 16, 2014
    • Dec 15, 2014 An elementary school teacher’s recollections from the day of the Newtown tragedy Dec 15, 2014
    • Dec 15, 2014 Who ever said that domestic violence and sexual assault are hard subjects to talk about? What’s the deal, NFL? Dec 15, 2014
    • Dec 14, 2014 Charlie found a whistle. And he was happy. Dec 14, 2014
    • Dec 14, 2014 Arrogance may be the perfect replacement to an extra hour or two of sleep Dec 14, 2014
    • Dec 13, 2014 I’m going to disagree with “I’m going to push back on that a little.” Dec 13, 2014
    • Dec 12, 2014 Life is good when you’re two years-old Dec 12, 2014
    • Dec 12, 2014 Kolf: Golf played on ice. And yes, we're going to play it. Dec 12, 2014
    • Dec 11, 2014 The Boy Scouts encourages rank advancement by making the first three ranks embarrassing and pathetic. Dec 11, 2014
    • Dec 10, 2014 Pineapples once were popular party accessories. And not for eating. Dec 10, 2014
    • Dec 10, 2014 My friends are dullards by comparison. Dec 10, 2014
    • Dec 10, 2014 Tiny windows hurt my heart. Dec 10, 2014
    • Dec 9, 2014 I have 15 jobs. So you probably require my services in one way or another. Dec 9, 2014
    • Dec 9, 2014 Cruelty is a sign of true friendship Dec 9, 2014
    • Dec 8, 2014 My 15 dead friends (potentially) Dec 8, 2014
    • Dec 8, 2014 These 8 minutes of amateur video are better than any show on television. Dec 8, 2014
    • Dec 7, 2014 The best way to stop a novelist dead in his tracks Dec 7, 2014
    • Dec 7, 2014 Good news and not bad news regarding my idea for an MRI boutique Dec 7, 2014
    • Dec 5, 2014 Three ideas to increase profitability at ESPN Dec 5, 2014
    • Dec 5, 2014 He’ll never have it this good again. Dec 5, 2014
    • Dec 5, 2014 The St. Louis Police Officers Association have demanded an apology, which unfortunately has made them look like middle school brats. Dec 5, 2014
    • Dec 4, 2014 Presentation consultant for hire Dec 4, 2014
    • Dec 3, 2014 Outsourcing and crowdsourcing my New Year’s resolutions: Any suggestions for me? Dec 3, 2014
    • Dec 3, 2014 The lack of sibling rivalry is my daughter's crowning achievement. Dec 3, 2014
    • Dec 2, 2014 Our little ingrate has grown up. Unfortunately. Dec 2, 2014
    • Dec 1, 2014 Resolution update: November 2014 Dec 1, 2014
  • November 2014
    • Nov 30, 2014 Apples are possibly the least relevant part of apple picking Nov 30, 2014
    • Nov 30, 2014 My 1992-1994 culture gap: Two years without television, movies, or music Nov 30, 2014
    • Nov 29, 2014 I was once a bank teller, waiting on Mark Wahlberg, writing sonnets, and battling my idiot manager. Nov 29, 2014
    • Nov 28, 2014 The stuff of my wife’s childhood is alive and well in the hands of our children, and I’m so jealous. Nov 28, 2014
    • Nov 28, 2014 A Christmas Story, brought to life through animatronics and a lot of love Nov 28, 2014
    • Nov 27, 2014 One more thing to be thankful for on this Thanksgiving Day Nov 27, 2014
    • Nov 27, 2014 Canned, jellied cranberry sauce will not go the way of the dodo (or the Twinkie) if I have anything to say about it. Nov 27, 2014
    • Nov 27, 2014 18 reasons for me to be thankful on Thanksgiving 2014 Nov 27, 2014
    • Nov 26, 2014 The MRI boutique: My next great business idea. Who wants to be my first investor? Nov 26, 2014
    • Nov 26, 2014 Cooler than his father ever was or will be Nov 26, 2014
    • Nov 25, 2014 The 8 lowest forms of human communication (2014 update) Nov 25, 2014
    • Nov 25, 2014 Coincidence? I don’t think so. Nov 25, 2014
    • Nov 24, 2014 Interstellar should be a TV show Nov 24, 2014
    • Nov 24, 2014 High school students wrote and produced raps based upon one of my books Nov 24, 2014
    • Nov 23, 2014 Bread bags on your feet was apparently a thing. Not just my family’s desperate attempt to keep our feet dry in the snow. Nov 23, 2014
    • Nov 23, 2014 Budo loves Max Nov 23, 2014
    • Nov 22, 2014 I went to the movies and met an amazing young woman and a loud-mouthed racist. Nov 22, 2014
    • Nov 22, 2014 Farmer Charlie Nov 22, 2014
    • Nov 21, 2014 One of my fictional characters has found his way into math class Nov 21, 2014
    • Nov 20, 2014 How much would you pay for one more hour in your day. Hint: There is a correct answer, and most Americans got it wrong. Nov 20, 2014
    • Nov 19, 2014 BJ Novak’s new children’s book is annoyingly brilliant, just like everything else he does annoyingly well. Nov 19, 2014
    • Nov 18, 2014 Adult sized Underoos might be even better than a sexy Princess Leia costume. Nov 18, 2014
    • Nov 18, 2014 A simple declaration and a smidgen of self confidence can launch a business and change your life. Just look at my mother-in-law. Nov 18, 2014
    • Nov 17, 2014 3 most important rules of the thank you note Nov 17, 2014
    • Nov 17, 2014 My father rode horses all his life. I rode horses until they were taken away. Watching my kids ride horses, even for a day, was magical. Nov 17, 2014
    • Nov 16, 2014 Perhaps I have more in common with the Matthew Dicks of Des Moines, Iowa than just our names and our mug shots Nov 16, 2014
    • Nov 15, 2014 Sometimes I think that my daughter is already cooler than I will ever be. Nov 15, 2014
    • Nov 15, 2014 New word: Truché Nov 15, 2014
    • Nov 14, 2014 I have a lot of stories to tell. More than you could ever imagine. I suspect that Bill Murray would understand why. Nov 14, 2014
    • Nov 13, 2014 My possibly petulant “I told you so” climate change Kickstarter idea: I need your feedback. Am I an idiot? Nov 13, 2014
    • Nov 13, 2014 My Daddy gnaws on raw pumpkin. Nov 13, 2014
    • Nov 12, 2014 I was once homeless, living in my 1992 Toyota Tercel. But that still seemed spacious compared to this apartment. Nov 12, 2014
    • Nov 11, 2014 Seriously badass porcupine Nov 11, 2014
    • Nov 11, 2014 She can find her own bed, and it hurt. Nov 11, 2014
    • Nov 10, 2014 Christmas seems to have arrived early this year, and shut the hell up. Nov 10, 2014
    • Nov 10, 2014 “I’m not a scientist” is a perfectly acceptable response to climate change questions, as long as you’re willing to acknowledge everything else that you are not. Nov 10, 2014
    • Nov 9, 2014 The McRib is back. It’s delicious. And there’s nothing wrong with it, you closed-minded, pretentious food snobs. Nov 9, 2014
    • Nov 8, 2014 I want to be asked more rhetorical questions Nov 8, 2014
    • Nov 8, 2014 I never realized how truly disturbing the opening sequences to 1980’s TV shows were until now. Nov 8, 2014
    • Nov 7, 2014 No technology is a great way to teach. Also, PowerPoint is more than two decades old. It doesn’t count as technology anymore. Nov 7, 2014
    • Nov 7, 2014 My son doesn’t give a damn about my deadlines. Nov 7, 2014
    • Nov 6, 2014 It would be amazing if my daughter became a firefighter when she grew up. My wife may disagree slightly. Nov 6, 2014
    • Nov 6, 2014 Hunter Thompson once retyped The Great Gatsby just to feel what it was like to write a great novel. What a stupid waste of time. Nov 6, 2014
    • Nov 5, 2014 How I Function on Less Than 6 Hours of Sleep (and how you could, too) Nov 5, 2014