A couple weeks ago I spent the day at a high school in Bethany, CT teaching storytelling and hosting a story slam. The woman responsible for bringing me to the school asked what kind of sandwich I would like for lunch.
I said that something with meat and cheese would be fine.
At lunchtime she handed me this cooler, filled with enough meat and cheese to feed a family of six, and three large, soft sandwich rolls. Being a vegan, she also did not want any of this food, so she sent me home with it.
You have been warned, librarians. The bar has been set rather high for all future school visits.