Elysha thinks I'm crazy. I think not.
I bought a new lawnmower from Lawnboy. Their motto:
Easy to handle. Hard to beat.
These two sentences are incongruous. The first describes the handling of the lawnmower while in use. The second compares the lawnmower to other undefined lawnmowers in some nonspecific competitive way.
These two things don't go together. It's equivalent to describing me as:
An excellent putter. His stories win.
It reads like a second grader's half-finished haiku. Am I wrong?