Nordstrom is selling ordinary stones wrapped in ordinary leather this holiday season.
I'm not kidding.
They describe it as "A paperweight? A conversation piece? A work of art? It's up to you..."
I would be more inclined to call it a moron detector.
A lunatic locator.
A "get a life" warning.
The stone, which is "sure to draw attention wherever it rests," retails for $85 and is SOLD OUT.
As of this morning, the stone has one review on the Nordstrom website. It reads:
A smaller, $65 version of the stone is also available for those of you who have only partially lost your minds.
The next time you are feeling alone, lost, hopeless, or like a failure, take solace in this:
There are people in the world who paid $85 for a stone. At least you aren't that stupid.