I'm lying in bed, waiting for Elysha to finish brushing her teeth. I've staring at my phone.
"What's so funny?" Elysha asks.
"Nothing," I say. "I'm just reading some haiku that Charles sent to me. This one really has me thinking."
I pause. Wait a moment.
Then add, "That's right! I'm the kind of guy who reads haiku before bed! I'm quite the catch!"
Her response: "Uh huh."
Probably less enthusiastic than I deserve because she still had a toothbrush in her mouth.