Posts Tagged ‘dinosaurs’
I don’t have T-rex arms, but if I did, it would be for a very good reason.
One of my friends famously described me as a “neckless stump with legs for arms.” This wasn’t nice, but when I use that description onstage to describe myself, it always gets a laugh, so I embrace it. Anything for the laugh. Another friend watched me golfing one day and described me as having T-Rex…
Read More“Dinosaurs lived with people” violates the basic human right of not being stupid.
This is an actual science test given to fourth graders in South Carolina. I consider it a human rights violation. Every nine-year-old child has the right to not be stupid. I believe that the teachers administering this test are violating this basic human right. The fact that children are being taught like this is a…
Read MoreDinosaur wrangler
My favorite part of this picture is how my daughter took immediately control of the situation. If the dinosaurs come back they would… “What would they do? Hell no. I’d put that dinosaur on a leash and take it for a walk. No dinosaur’s going to wander around my neighborhood.” Or something like that.
Read MoreOur little dinosaur
I hope Charlie likes his Halloween costume as much as we do!
Read MorePaleontologist extraordinaire
My daughter is slowly developing into an honest-to-goodness dinosaur expert.
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