The $91,500 shirt is actually quite useful

The good folks at Hermès have created a black men’s crocodile top that retails for $91,500.

This may seem excessive, but I actually think the shirt is quite useful, for a few reasons:

  1. It instantly identifies a company that I will avoid doing business with for the rest of my life.
  2. It serves as the ultimate douchebag detector.
  3. It provides further evidence that exceedingly ugly things that cost an exceedingly large amount of money will be purchased by exceedingly materialistic people who desire exceedingly expensive status symbols.