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A possible cure for writer’s block

I have thankfully never suffered from writer’s block, but if you do, perhaps you could try this innovative means of writing in hopes of curing it: Write naked. I can’t say that his work was especially impressive that day, but he was putting words to the page, which apparently is a big deal to anyone…

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Bigots are better than naked priests

Methodist minister Frank Schaefer was defrocked on Thursday for violating church law by presiding at his son’s same-sex wedding. Obviously the Methodist Church sucks for doing this. But in addition to ending their bigotry and buffet-style application of Biblical law, I would also suggest removing the word defrock from the church’s lexicon as well.  I…

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Why nudity sucks and should be avoided at all costs

The ratio of risk-reward when it comes to nudity is similar to that of the risk-reward associated with a helium balloon and a toddler. While nudity sounds compelling, the actual percentage of people in the world who you would like to see naked is probably less than half. Considerably less than half. And the percentage…

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