A brilliant way to turn incessant texting into something splendid and amusing

A tweet that I saw a couple days ago:

@DaveHolmes: Right now my friends and I are sending vague texts to the people in our contacts whose names we don't recognize.

Brilliant. Right? I sent two yesterday. Both said the same thing:

Can you believe that guy? Does he really think we are going to believe that?

I have yet to receive a response from either contact.


My wife’s text message in the closing seconds of the Super Bowl said it all.

My wife and I watched the Super Bowl in separate locations last night.

One of my favorite moments of the night was the text that she sent after Malcolm Butler intercepted Russell Wilson’s pass to secure the Patriots’ victory.

I’m confused by what just happened but I know it was good.

Yes, honey. It was good indeed.