the wall street journal | Matthew Dicks

If you have strong feelings about cargo shorts, then you are probably an infantile jackass.

By Matthew Dicks | August 14, 2016 |

I was surprised to see that a junior high newspaper editorial staff apparently took over The Wall Street Journal last week, publishing a infantile piece on cargo shorts in their esteemed pages. The thesis of the piece is this: Cargo shorts are ugly, and men who wear them are stupid and ugly. Seriously. That’s their…

The search for the perfect handbag instead uncovers a small herd of vapid, mindless, disgusting sheep.

By Matthew Dicks | February 16, 2013 |

The Wall Street Journal published a story last week entitled The Nerve-Racking, Soul-Searching, Exhilarating Process of Shopping for a Handbag, that I sort of find unbelievable and tragic. In fact, for a while I thought it was a piece written for The Onion and cleverly disguised as a Wall Street Journal article. The piece is…